 The Furry Menace |
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| dienamic |
 04/15/06 1:01pm
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I had quite an enlightning conversation with my Finland freinds last night. It seems that there is a terror that the rest of the world had no clue existed.
The menace is penquins!  From what I gather these little criminals molest garden noems that really seem to bother the residents of this country. So much so that you can accually buy replacement noems by the dozen. So what do they do in retaliation? They purchase baseball bats and beat down the little noem terrorist. From what I gather, not to death...oh no, just to knock them out. You see the folks over there do not waste anything so this bashing is a process. 1) Knock out said noem molester with the bat of your choice..... 2) While still fresh and most certainly still alive, use them for curling and or rugby.... 3) Next, "by now these little guys are in most cases...dead" are skinned for fancy belt, boots and sexy underware. 4) Finally, the remaining meat and bones are devoured in a variety of ways such as... penquiny frickasy, penquin ribs , rice-0-penquin , penquin pie , and penquin on a half beak I am still a bit shocked, but feel a little more informed.  This post has been edited by dienamic: 04/15/06 1:02pm |
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| <Dolphin>*Girl* |
04/15/06 1:15pm
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 Major General Group: Banned Posts: 1778 Joined: June 22nd 2005 From: Tonawanda, NY Member No.: 1215 |
OMFG I was CRYING SO GD HARD!!! I couldnt breathe!!! when they started talking about beating them with bones and that they run fast.... OMFG I HAVE TO GO THERE AND PLAY Curling! FUNNY ASS SHIT!
BTW its Silver not DG, but I did put it on speaker and she was rolling! OMFG I GOT TO SEE SOME VIDEOS OF THIS! This post has been edited by <Dolphin>*Girl*: 04/15/06 1:17pm --------------------  Sig by LOM Thanks!!  Sig by Pezking Thanks your awesome! |
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| FeezyWeezy |
04/15/06 1:19pm
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As I go to Finland on holidays alot, with my dad to see my Finland friends. We got the hang of Penguin Soccer. I searched my holiday pictures for some good photos but they are quite rare.
 This happened when my dad shot the unconsious penguin at the post... The Rage that these seemly cute creatures posses is immense. Northen parts of Finland have been overrun by hordes last winter.  This is what we saw near Kemijärvi in Central Lapland, North Finland...(Järvi stands for lake) some parts even had putt out a public warning, that noems should be kept in house and safe.  Kemijärvi with its famous, Beware Penguins signs (people like to take the home for decoration) The rage of the penguins is immense, so thats why in some parts of finland they keep tame penguins and use them in Smackdown rumble fights.  Friend of mine with his trained penguin. http://www.sethwhite.org/images/animals/pe...n%20a%20can.jpg A picture of how we keep the trained penguins in controll, if we dont putt them in a steel box than they will rip their way out and mollest...noems and alike. This post has been edited by FeezyWeezy: 04/15/06 1:26pm -------------------- C'est pas l' histoire d'un jour
Qui rime avec amour, Plutôt un long séjour Mais pas: un "pour toujours" |
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| dienamic |
04/15/06 1:22pm
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haha way funny, I think I went pee in my pants.
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| <Dolphin>*Girl* |
04/15/06 1:27pm
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omg......
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| dienamic |
04/15/06 1:35pm
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during my research on these smart creatures, I found a free online game and you play as the penquin.
http://www.nearlygood.com/game/polarrescue.html try your luck...... |
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| FeezyWeezy |
04/15/06 1:44pm
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-------------------- C'est pas l' histoire d'un jour
Qui rime avec amour, Plutôt un long séjour Mais pas: un "pour toujours" |
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| dienamic |
04/15/06 1:57pm
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lol.....
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| Mr.Scruff |
04/15/06 4:20pm
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that first picture is TERRIBLE feezy ha
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| banno22 |
04/16/06 6:46am
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that picture is disgusting for me but people do what they do lol
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