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> you GOTTA read this one!!LMAO!!, USMC...OORRAAHHHH!!
Sgt York
post 04/11/03 3:18pm
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>> U.S.Marines........

>>
>>
>>A large group of Iraqi soldiers are
>>moving down a road when they hear a
>>voice call from behind a sand dune....
>>
>>"One U.S. Marine is better than ten Iraqis"
>>
>>The Iraqi commander quickly sends
>>10 of his best soldiers over the dune,
>>whereupon a gun-battle breaks out
>>and continues for a few minutes then
>>silence.
>>
>>The voice then calls out...
>>"One Marine is better than one hundred
>>Iraqis"
>>
>>Furious,
>>the Iraqi commander sends
>>his next best 100 troops over the
>>dune and instantly a huge gunfight
>>commences.
>>
>>After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.
>>
>>The Marine's voice calls out again....
>>"One Marine is better than one thousand Iraqis"
>>
>>The enraged Iraqi commander
>>musters one thousand fighters
>>and sends them across the dune.
>>Cannons, rockets and machine gun fire
>>ring out as a huge battle is fought.
>>
>>Then silence.
>>
>>Eventually one wounded Iraqi fighter
>>crawls back over the dune and with
>>his dying words tells his commander...
>>
>>"Don't send any more men....
>>
>>it's a trap....
>>
>>there's two of them"


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