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![]() Major ![]() Group: {MOB} Posts: 607 Joined: December 7th 2006 From: Carrollton, Georgia Member No.: 2357 |
My Dear Friends:
Chapter 2- How to hit a dunlap from the rough when you hit a titleist from the tee Chapter 3- How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in the bunker Chapter 4- How to get more distance off the shank Chapter 5- When to give the ranger the finger Chapter 6- Using your shadow on the greens to maximize earnings Chapter 7- When to implement handicap management Chapter 8- Proper excuses for drinking beer before 9:00 AM Chapter 9- How to rationalize a 6 hour round Chapter 10- How to turn your 500 dollar driver into a 20 dollar fishing pole Chapter 11- How to find that ball that everyone else saw go into the water Chapter 12- Why your spouse doesn't care that you birdied the 5th Chapter 13- How to relax when you are hitting three off the tee Chapter 14- How to let a foursome play through a twosome Chapter 15- When to suggest major swing corrections to your opponent Chapter 16- God and the meaning of the birdie-to-bogey three putt Chapter 17- When to re-grip your ball retriever Chapter 18- Can you purchase a better golf game? Chapter 19- Rules interpretation: "Loss of ball is penalty enough." Chapter 20- Why male golfers will pay $5.00 a beer from the cart girl and give her a $3.00 tip, but will balk at $3.50 at the 19th hole and stiff the bartender You can purchase a copy for only 169.95. Hurry while supplies last. Regards Major Abuse |
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)--S@B0T--> That's some great stuff right there!
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Rush That's too funny! This reminds me of the ... 03/21/07 12:27am
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