Golf book by Major Abuse, 20 Chapter's to a better golf game Options

[Abuse]

My Dear Friends:

• Many of you may not know it, but i have been very busy over the last couple of years puttiing my thoughts and ideas together into a book. I have finally finished my new book on golf that I believe gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that i have gained through my years of experience.

Chapter 1- How to properly line up your forth putt

Chapter 2- How to hit a dunlap from the rough when you hit a titleist from the tee

Chapter 3- How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in the bunker

Chapter 4- How to get more distance off the shank

Chapter 5- When to give the ranger the finger

Chapter 6- Using your shadow on the greens to maximize earnings

Chapter 7- When to implement handicap management

Chapter 8- Proper excuses for drinking beer before 9:00 AM

Chapter 9- How to rationalize a 6 hour round

Chapter 10- How to turn your 500 dollar driver into a 20 dollar fishing pole

Chapter 11- How to find that ball that everyone else saw go into the water

Chapter 12- Why your spouse doesn't care that you birdied the 5th

Chapter 13- How to relax when you are hitting three off the tee

Chapter 14- How to let a foursome play through a twosome

Chapter 15- When to suggest major swing corrections to your opponent

Chapter 16- God and the meaning of the birdie-to-bogey three putt

Chapter 17- When to re-grip your ball retriever

Chapter 18- Can you purchase a better golf game?

Chapter 19- Rules interpretation: "Loss of ball is penalty enough."

Chapter 20- Why male golfers will pay $5.00 a beer from the cart girl and give her a $3.00 tip, but will balk at $3.50 at the 19th hole and stiff the bartender

You can purchase a copy for only 169.95. Hurry while supplies last. Regards Major Abuse