A bit more humor, Ways to maintain a healthy level of sanity...or not. Options

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1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing vehicles. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Dont disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask, Do you want fries with that?
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine additions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all of your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".
7. Finish all of your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation in posts or memos.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat. Do this with a straight face.
11. Specify that your drive-thru order is to go.
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems dont rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friend that you cant attend his/her party because youre not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, "Rock Bottom".
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream I won! I won!
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot while yelling, Run for your lives Theyre loose!
19. Tell your children over dinner, Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.