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You know you're a Floridian if....
>
> .. Socks are only for bowling.
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> ..You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in
five minutes.
>
> ..A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the
store, but everything to do with shade.
>
> ..Your winter coat is made of denim.
>
> ..You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito
bites.
>
> ..You're younger than thirty but some of your friends are over 65.
>
> ..Anything under 70 is chilly.
>
> .You've driven through Yeehaw Junction.
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> ..You could swim before you could read.
&g t;
> ..You have to drive north to get to The South.
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> ..You know that no other grocery store can compare to Publix.
>
> ..Every other house in your neighborhood had blue roofs in 2004-2005.
>
> ..Halloween costumes are too hot to trick or treat in.
>
> ..You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking
up for.
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> ..You dread love bug season.
>
> ..You are on a first name basis with the Hurricane list. They aren't
Hurricane Charley, Hurricane Frances...but Charley , Frances , Ivan and
Jeanne.
>
> ..You know what a snowbird is and when they'll leave.
>
>
> ..You think a six-foot alligator is actually pretty average.
>
> ..You were twelve before you ever saw snow, or you still haven't.
>
> ..'Down South' means Key West
>
> ..You think New York drivers licenses should only be valid in New York
> .
>
> ..Flip-flops are everyday wear.
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> ..Shoes are for business meetings and church,
>
> ..but you HAVE worn flip flops to church before.
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> ..Sweet tea can be served at any meal.
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> ..An alligator once walk ed through your neighborhood.
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> ..You smirk when a game show's 'Grand Prize' is a trip or cruise to
Florida
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> ..You measure distance in minutes.
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> ..You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one sweatshirt.
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> ..You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls.
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> ..A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level.
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> . .You think every one from a bigger city has a northern accent.
>
> ..You know the four seasons really are: hurricane season, love bug
season, tourist season and summer
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> ..It's not soda, cola, or pop. it's coke, regardless of brand or
flavor, 'What kinda coke you want?'
>
> ..Anything under 95 is just warm.
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> ..You've hosted a hurricane party.
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> ..You go to a theme park for an afternoon, and know when to get on
the best rides. ( Space Mountain during the Electric Light Parade!)
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> ..You unders tand the futility of exterminating cockroaches.
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> ..You can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee , Ichnatucknee and
Withlacoochee
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> ..You understand why it's better to have a friend with a boat, than
have a boat yourself.
>
> ..Bumper stickers on the pickup in front of you include: various
fish, NRA, NASCAR, Go Gators, and a confederate flag.
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> ..You were 5 before you realized they made houses without pools.
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> ..You were 25 when you first met someone who couldn't swim.
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> ..You've worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas.
>
> ..You recognize Miami-Dade as ' Northern Cuba '.
>
> ..You not only forward this but you understand it!!



This post has been edited by UNDEAD 1: 03/16/08 8:22pm


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