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post 04/09/08 12:23am
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I may need Bargod to chime in on this (and possibly Blk)



I've been drinkin Cuervo since I'm knee high to a dog turd.



Whats with all these new young bartenders tryin to sell me "smoother" tequuila.

Listen son. I don't drink tequila (or any alcohol) because its smooth. I have a penis. Better check and see if you have one.



I understand Chicks need Margaritas. Fuck they already ruined the Martini. Gonna let them tak the Margarita too?



Hell no. Over my inebriated body. Men drink Cuervo. If its smooth its not Tequila.



Yes, I understand that Patron is smooth. Thats why nobody wastes it on a frickrn Margarita!

Bar, help me please. tongue.gif



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