redneck status, the becoming Options

[futureman]

i, the futureman, am about to embark on a venture that will not only change the way that i feel towards my fellow man, but actually change my inner being. this bold and frupplist adventure will dive deep into the heart of a world i have yet to step foot. a step towards understanding my inner redneck.

on sunday morn, as i dress myself, i will not be dressing for comfort, nor will i be dressing for fame. the attire i choose will be the uniform of a nascar fan. indeed, it is so. i have already picked a pair of jeans that i could fit in more than 6 years ago....and a #8 shirt will sheath my chest. the mustache i have been growing for this moment is nearly done. nearly there, for the night of sunday....the coca cola 600 in charlotte NC. the site of futureman's first nasccar event.

i will be sitting on the 5th and 17th row on turn one. the guy with the black rubber face at the end of the race.

this will be the single best place in the world to watch the human be himself.

i thought i would share with you "people" this morning of friday.