| Shifty |
09/07/04 10:52am
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....."he said with a deep sigh"............ "Let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box." -------------------- ![]() |
Shifty Great blonde joke 09/07/04 10:52am
.AmbiencE. lmao...wow. 09/07/04 10:58am
realdeal LMAO 09/07/04 11:12am
xl-FLAME-lx LMFAO@!!! 09/07/04 5:42pm
GanGstA_Ba||eR <_< 09/07/04 8:04pm
xl-FLAME-lx
looks like the juareno isnt amused. pinchi pelot... 09/07/04 8:40pm
Silver :lol: 09/07/04 9:12pm
GanGstA_Ba||eR I dont understand what you mean, but just in case,... 09/07/04 11:44pm
GanGstA_Ba||eR :P B) 09/07/04 11:44pm
Solidrocker ha ha ha ha roflamo that ones great :lol: :lol: ... 09/08/04 4:41am
eulogy lol 09/08/04 4:55pm
Phoenix hahaha! Great one, Shifty! {w1 {w1 09/08/04 5:50pm
xl-FLAME-lx
o ok...nvm puta lol 09/08/04 7:26pm
GanGstA_Ba||eR l0lz 09/08/04 9:35pm![]() ![]() |
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