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[Druid]

This is copied from the TLD forum.
I decided to reply to it here because the TLD forum is currently setup as
admin authorize.
The post is here
http://www.tldclan.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=332
And here is why it's so funny.

I was going to continue on the 5 page thread about MoB asking
Heydrich about our tactics on Snowy Park, but I am selfish and wanted to
start a thread all my own to point out how MoB are a bunch of skill-less
uncreative little pussies.

Hmmm.
3 times I've now heard how MOB copied RHSA's plan for DV and Remagen.
As I've already said on more than one occasion.
I thought there was very little difference in plans, it simply came down to
RSHA was better at executing them do to all the time they put into practice.
For example one of your ex-members came on one day to show off this supper
double stacking trick for DV. Well for those who where not aware of it I
assume it was a big deal. Sorry to break it to you though, you where not the
1st team to come up with it. I think BAH beat you to it by around 2 years,
as one of their original members told it to me a long time ago after they
accidentally came across it while goofing around building player stacks by
people jumping out of the church window.
There was a time early on with MOB where some people focused on buddy
stacking tricks. I was the one who talked them out of it for 3 reasons.
1) It was a sure fire way to get bogged down in a dispute.
2) At the time OGL's rules were very vague about what was allowed and what
wasn't regarding player stacking. ( This was addressed in the rules about a
year ago)
3) I didn't want to give any team the easy out of claiming MOB only won the
match by resorting to a possible illegal and cheap buddy stacking trick.
The idea MOB stole RSHA's Remagen stratagy is without a doubt the dumbest
thing I've heard. Look at it like this, you have 6 people and 3 routes you
can either attack or defend ( brick path, center house, or the road with
the cart )
Pretty simple logic 9 times out of ten, teams will use 2 players to cover
each route.
About the only time the map isn't played like that is when a team either
makes a bum rush for the brick path or center house and even then almost
always 1 player will still be attacking or guarding the road with the cart.
Are you actually going to say RSHA came up with that plan??

Personally I don't even know why Diesel would of asked for a plan for snowy.
In my opinion there really isn't a good reliable plan for snowy seeing as
how it's open.
The only real tactic for snowy involves spawn manipulation.
This is the one of the exact reasons I always suggested MOB
should make it their wildcard map.

First let me make the correction of we were "THE BEST" clan in MOH:AA
not one of the best. When you have a record of 29-1 total from both times we
were on OGL then come back and say one of the best till then you can call me
"DADDY"

Wow just a little full of yourself aren't you?
Personally I would say the best two teams I've seen was COM and 75th.
Both held the tops of different ladders while MOHAA was at it's height, not
when MOHAA was beginning it's slow downward spiral.
Both teams not only had great players but were down right nice guys and spent a lot of time working to improve mohaa and the mohaa community. Tell me again what you've done?
I would also say COM and 75th where the best because they never fought tooth
an nail for days trying to claim a point before the match caused by a glitch
should count. Not your shining moment in Mohaa now was it?
Or for that matter throw a tantrum over ruling and quit. Every team has had
to put up with rulings they didin't agree with, if everyone took your way
out, the ladder would of been dead 6 months after it started.
One last thing I'll point out, I would have to say Doc was your best player.
You guys put up with him all that time for one reason, you down right needed him.
I doubt Himmler can't count on both hands the number of times he had to
apologize for the guy.
Face the facts, this was the whole reason Doc came back as Heisenberg and
all of you guys supported the stupid childish lie about him not being Doc
and that Doc went to go play COD
My fondest RSHA memory would be where a recruit of yours told me how Doc
ripped a guy a new ass with a two page post in your forum because someone
accidentally said "Hey Doc" when Heisenberg joined the server.
The whole reason this was so funny is because EVERYONE knew who Heisenberg
was the minute he opened his mouth.

Second, behind our backs certain members of MoB called us cheaters
and hacks. "How can they do that?" "That's Impossible" "BS" "Why does my
pussy hurt after I play the {RSHA}" ...All things I am sure were said.
Constantly hit with barrages of hate talk. Not one clan said to themselves
hey these guys are fuckin good......maybe we should "PRACTICE" more. We
busted our asses to come up with plans and strategies.....even when you
stole our tactics we beat you like the toothless whores you are. Why because
we planed on people to do that after a while and we were prepared.

I'm always impressed when people like you use their ESP to come up with
stuff like that.
Can't find anything real to say so you resort to making up stuff for what
reason?
Come back to the real world for a second and you'll see what an idiot you
made out of yourself.
When BaH Wizz accused RSHA of cheating in the OGL forum who was the only
clan who posted in your defense?
When all the crap was said in the RSHA-VX9 topic on mohtruth. This was my
input

VX9-RSHA Dispute.
This one really comes down to what the screenshots were like that RSHA sent
Smokin before the match.
If they sent the same type of screens, then they shouldn't of lost the
dispute or Smokin really screwed up, or both.
Unfortunately this is now something no one will know for sure.
With that said, I would of found the random screens suspect too.
The only thing I don't understand is why Heydrich even bothered to use those
settings when they look like crap and knew they could possibly be an issue,
otherwise he never wouldn't of bothered to contact Smokin prior to the
match.
The answer is easy, for him it was a matter of advantage. How much of an
advantage is the real question. I doubt one way or the other a few screens
give a good example.
Was it a hack? No
Was it a cheat? Can't say for sure, it depends on what you consider a cheat.
All I do know is if anyone now wants to claim they lost to RSHA because of questions rasied about this, well they are kidding themselves.

I haven't played the game in 5 or 6 months and only played 4 or 5
times in last 3 weeks and I will guarantee you this......Pick your 6 best
players any 6 and I will put them up against 3 {RSHA} and I am sure balls to
bones your balloon knots will be swollen and sore after the ass raping that
will occur.......I am talking straight out run and gun....no Stallingrad
closet camping (I know you guys like it in the closet) I am talking skill no
hiding in the church on DV praying the clock goes faster.

Sounds like DOC rubbed off on you.
Here is a 6vs6 screen for you
http://www.mobclan.com/coppermine/displayi...album=137&pos=1
Did we lose the match? Yes
But what are you going to claim now, you gave MOB the win on that map?

You all make me laugh you really do......everyone hated us (minus the
select few that saw our dedication) and now that we are gone you come
looking for our tactics? FUCK YOU! according to the OGL world we
cheated......so I guess if that is the case then what tactics are you
looking for you hypocritical assholes.

hypocritical assholes???
The only asshole I see is the one you made out of yourself with this post.