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post 04/28/05 4:15am
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I figured I'd add this post because I work at a movie store and am sick and tired of people asking me what's good and then going off to rent crap. So here I go......

To get an idea if you will like my picks or not, I will run down my Top 10 movies.

#1: The Crow(Brandon Lee)
#2: The Professional(Jean Reno)
#3: Scarface(Al Pacino)
#4: Saving Private Ryan(Tom Hanks)
#5: King Arthur(Clive Owen)
#6: Friday Night Lights(Billy Bob Thornton)
#7: Saw(Cary Elwes)
#8: Band of Brothers(HBO Series)-This series counts as Top 10
#9: Gladiator(Russell Crowe)
#10: Shade(Stuart Townsend)

Mentionables- Office Space, Supertroopers, Donnie Darko, Bad Santa, etc...

Releases for this past week- April 26th
Blade: Trinity- Pretty good action movie. If you enjoyed the first 2 you will damn sure get a kick out of this one. (Starring Wesley Snipes, Jessica Biel, Ryan Reynolds) Ryan Reynolds makes this movie. Better story than the other 2 in my opinion and sweet ass visual graphics. The special features are worth checking out as well. Worth paying 4 bucks for at the video store.

Darkness- Jesus, can we get any more shitty thriller/horror movies? (Starring Anna Paquin, Rogue from X-Men) It's about this house that all these kids were killed in and it's haunted or some crap, I don't really know cuz I turned it off after 15 minutes. It throws you into a story without even explaining the details. I wouldn't even rent this peice of crap if it was free. Wait till it comes out on TV and save your money for some toilet paper to wipe your ass with, cuz atleast the toilet paper serves a purpose.

Lemony Snicket's: A Series of Unfortunate Events- A descent family movie with some laughs. (Starring Jim Carrey) 3 orphans are sent to stay with their uncle, Olaf, just to find out he wants the family fortune. A very well made movie with a Tim Burton feel to it. Did think that Carrey played way too much though. Cute kids, cool cameos, and funny bits. Worth paying 4 bucks for as well.

Check back for the next reviews for: Hotel Rwanda, Ocean's Twelve, Sideways, Spanglish, The Machinist, Team America: World Police, National Treasure, Phantom of the Opera, and Meet the Fockers.




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post 04/28/05 7:31am
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gee no black hawk down? the longest firefight during that time period. true story. a shining example for technology and american courage v.s. tens of thousands armed rebels. but no...you left it out.... (not my favorite but a great movie)

thank you...for the reviews keep them comming....so i dont waste my money
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post 04/28/05 8:35am
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the crow is the greatest movie of all time! all the other choices were good too!


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post 04/28/05 11:57am
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OMFG I can't believe you liked Saw. That movie SUCKED!! That's all I've got to say about that.


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post 04/28/05 1:52pm
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QUOTE(Bargod @ 04/28/05 11:57am)
OMFG I can't believe you liked Saw.  That movie SUCKED!!  That's all I've got to say about that.
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Blade Trinity is one of the best moves out there for new release


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post 04/29/05 9:36pm
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Icant belive The Crow made it into top 10! I love the movie, its dark edgy and kick ass, but its not epic. My number 1 movie of all time is BTTF....Back to the Future. And where was Pulp Fiction on that list?


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post 04/29/05 9:46pm
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Where was Lord of the G-Strings


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post 04/29/05 9:55pm
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there is an unlimited top ten list for porn saucy and back to the future sucked so much ass maybe the third woulda been good but the others sucked


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post 04/30/05 3:35pm
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QUOTE(|$aucy| @ 04/29/05 9:46pm)
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I just saw that recently. I saw a horror movie made by that company and starring misty mundae a few months ago. I was like "this movie has worse production values than porn!" I didn't realize that they DO make porn... LOL


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friday night lights was filmed im my city (odessa) and the story is all WRONG.. but i think TROY was the best ever. brad pitt was hot (J/K) unsure.gif


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Star Wars Episode I belongs on there.

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post 04/30/05 4:57pm
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Best all time movie is>>>Drum roll plz THE KILLER!!!!! Staring Chow yun Fat
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wheres to kill a mockingbird??? great american classic! with enough racism for the entire family!


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post 04/30/05 9:13pm
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If you like Gladiator then you've got to see The Alamo with Billy Bob Thorten. It's a great action film with a soundtrack as good as Gladiator.

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