 Newly Discovered Chinese Proverbs (hilarious) |
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| Too Exclusive |
 06/02/05 10:02pm
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Major  Group: Forum Member Posts: 574 Joined: February 14th 2005 Member No.: 1068  |
NEWLY DISCOVERED CHINESE PROVERBS
Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk... *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs... *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* |
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| *AtimA* |
06/02/05 10:17pm
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Colonel Group: Forum Member Posts: 1275 Joined: March 11th 2005 From: Midland,TX (home of George Bush) Member No.: 1103 Xfire: atima1234 |
 -------------------- QUOTE PS - you all take this shit too seriously, IMHO. |
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| Bargod |
06/03/05 3:10am
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 The Bargod  Group: {MOB} Posts: 5008 Joined: March 4th 2004 From: Dallas Member No.: 641 Xfire: bargod |
Just off the cuff...
Man who steals loaf of bread to feed family ends up with a buttered muffin. Huh.... Huh...? LOL --------------------   |
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| TheGhost |
06/03/05 1:39pm
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 Colonel Group: Banned Posts: 1208 Joined: April 12th 2005 From: Brockton, Massachusetts Member No.: 1138 Xfire: theghost921 |
QUOTE(Bargod @ 06/03/05 4:10am) Just off the cuff... Man who steals loaf of bread to feed family ends up with a buttered muffin. Huh.... Huh...? LOL   and btw those are hilarious  --------------------   lawlerberries on my rofflewaffles |
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| Silver |
06/03/05 2:36pm
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 Major General Group: Banned Posts: 6596 Joined: March 30th 2004 Member No.: 680 |
QUOTE(Too Exclusive @ 06/02/05 11:02pm) NEWLY DISCOVERED CHINESE PROVERBS Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 2 best and most true  |
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