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| Undertow |
08/26/05 4:04pm
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CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY:
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 40 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling," and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick," and I could hardly contain myself. BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it"!!!!! CASE DISMISSED!!" -------------------- |
| Maj. H8Red |
08/26/05 5:08pm
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![]() Major General ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Banned Posts: 2922 Joined: July 13th 2005 From: Hockey Town Member No.: 1247 Xfire: majorh8red |
LMAO...that was good
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| TheGhost |
08/27/05 3:52pm
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![]() Colonel ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Banned Posts: 1208 Joined: April 12th 2005 From: Brockton, Massachusetts Member No.: 1138 Xfire: theghost921 |
lol undertow. where do you find stuff like this?
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| Undertow |
08/27/05 7:57pm
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![]() Colonel ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Forum Member Posts: 1217 Joined: June 28th 2005 From: Michigan Member No.: 1221 |
I ran across it at another forum. Thought it was funny.
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| Isis |
08/28/05 6:37pm
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![]() Second Lieutenant ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Forum Member Posts: 370 Joined: July 17th 2005 From: Maine Member No.: 1256 Xfire: tldisis |
Hahahahaha!!
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