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Undertow
post 08/26/05 4:04pm
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CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY:

ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The
man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out
laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 40
years old) what he had to say for himself.

The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the
lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She
sat under a sweets sign that said,
"The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
"Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling," and I had to smile.

Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
"William's Big Stick Did the Trick," and I could hardly contain
myself.

BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a
sign that said,
"Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"...

I just lost it"!!!!!

CASE DISMISSED!!"


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Maj. H8Red
post 08/26/05 5:08pm
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LMAO...that was good


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post 08/27/05 3:52pm
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lol undertow. where do you find stuff like this? hysterical.gif


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post 08/27/05 7:57pm
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I ran across it at another forum. Thought it was funny.


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post 08/28/05 6:37pm
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Hahahahaha!!


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