Hey MOB clan, I hope you guys hate the fact the ML is the best sniper this clan has ever seen. I hate to rub it in, but I have owned this award title for several months. Don't get in the crosshairs, Diesel.

ML

Yeah, I want to learn to shoot that sniper gun, too. Can you please teach me? I know Dielsel hates to get sniped but he just loves to get his ass burned

Ewww burn baby burn. Oh ladies (and I hope the hell you are ladies) why so secretive about any personals? You don't even give out where you're from. It's no big deal. One day I'm going to post an official pic of yourself post and double dog dare everyone to join in.

The reason you own is bewcause you snipe in gay ass spots and you have had more rounds then any of hte mob mebers combined. GYour not that god, youi just camp i n gay ass spots. holy crap i am wsated dude. man.

POB, you would be too shocked to handle it! Aren't you 16? All you need to know is that I'm a Texan!

Check my profile. You will see I am 45. Ain't no Texan ever shocked me yet.

snipe all u want but at the end of the day ill be on top

Blk,

I snipe wherever I want. Do I not own the overall sniper title? You know I do.

ML

All is fair in Love and War.! Who gaf how Ml plays. No more CHEEZIER than spawn killen or all the multitude of ego-moniacal tricks you all use to get your stats. I do admit that some skill is involved though!

Diesel,

We'll see who's on top in the future!

ML

POB, I've been to Indianna. Take it from me, you nice little midwestern boy would be shocked. Ever been to Charly O' Finnleys?

I'm rubbing it in like Gunga Din!

ML

On top of what?

Been thinking the same. And nope never been there. What's so special about Charlies?

A Roman Candle?

I'm not Roman so you'll have to go in to detail.

He's the former owner of the Oakland A's;inventor of the orange baseballl? His home is in S. . Indiana. He's as ego-moniacal as the mob boys. On his roof, he has a picture of himself on the cover of Time Magazine. Anyone from In. would know that right?

Sorry, never knew that. Guess I wasn't paying attention plus I don't get out much.

Hey POB, Don't you think ML is the best sniper on board? (The mean Biatch forces me to write these compliments.)

Sorry Mona if Bardot and I have hijacked your thread. We were just sizing each other up. So far I'm just a 45 y.o. midwestern boy.

Yea the stats prove it I suppose but she's gotta get out more.

Oh, up above I meant to say Dear Diesel, On top of what, A Roman candle?
A liittle wasted, sorry.

I have a good friend who is administrater of a sniper only server. That's where I started but couldn't handle it, it was free for all. could not settle in to really snipe. Basically just ran and danced around taking single shots at one another.

The Damn Biatch is too wasted to move! I am surprised she can even use a scope.

She needs to get out here and defend herself and quit lurking in her own thread. Maybe she's passed out.

Well, mom says I need my beauty rest! Au Revoir, and Happy New Year Mid Western Dude. Bardot

Seeya

POB,

This has been fun. Happy new year! I consider you my friend.

Thanks,

ML

Good night and Happy New Year to you.

Who the fuck is on top with the k/d ratio. You barely have a 1.0. Keep staying in your gay little spots, everyone will continue to laugh at you. Lately I've been getting over 2.0 so what I am showing on my overall isnt close to what ive had lately. Howly shit how am i typing.

Hey, Bardot, where in Tex are u? I'm in the big lame D. I actually got accused of being u when I first started posting here almost a year ago. I wasn't sure what everyone was talking about until I saw an old post of you and Mannkynd and realized what was going on. Luckily they didn't hold it against me, lol! And Mona, please don't make me go back to sniping. It would take me a while to get back into it, but damn, I kicked ass sniping.

Hey Mona, I went ahead and contacted EA Games because I was confused about where these "gay ass spots" on the maps were located.

Here's the deal...the 5 dimensional map they sent me clearly shows the gay spots blk96gt must be referring to. You can see them in the map attachments I forwarded you -- they're the areas clearly glowing in hot pink. And some are them are little, so those must be the "gay little spots" he so eloquently refers to. But there were no "gay ass spots" indicated anywhere.

As this was troubling me, I went ahead and called the MOHAA chief designer at home this morning to clear up this confusion. He says that the "gay" spots become "gay ass" spots when you crouch, or in you case squat, in one -- thus your "ass" on a "gay" spot makes it a "gay ass spot."

Hope this helps.

P.S. Please forward these along to blk96gt for me -- he may be able to best indicate the routes for running and gunning along in front of these gay spots if you should so choose.

Wow, you actually made a topic gloating about your pointless award... if a blind retarded monkey played medal of honor as much as you do he/she could get that fucking award.

They actually already had a match and Mona whipped the monkey handily. However, I think with these 5-D maps being made into braile, the monkey should do much better next time.

Does anyone find their responses funny at all...

i thought it was witty, and comical

ML...if you ever crawled out of your hole and tried to run and gun with that sniper rifle you wouldnt hit a damn thing. All you and Ramos do is camp. Its a bit pitiful. How bout this...me and scarface against ML and Ramos in a sniper only 2v2....l337 pwnage.

I had a whole paragraph I deleted. In a nutshell, this shit is getting old.

humm why does it matter to everyone that they camp? and i just put away the rifle in dv now i snipe u with the mg half way across the map. takes time....

.AmbiencE, While you challenge is certainly an interesting one, I've got a counter proposal -- How about you and Scarface race me and Mona Lisa from camping spot to camping spot and let's see who can drink the most beers at each? Cheers!

Happy New Year

id love to see that

ML is a n00b. Drr, lets sit out in the open and snipe fools

Whats this I hear, some n00bs want to be owned by me and ambience?

I got somewhere she can squat!

PS Im drunk so dont listen to me.....Happy New Year

COUGH camper COUGH!!!

Well, thanks a lot Mona for posting the dumbest thread I have yet to see on the Forums since I started looking in August. Hell, if I played this game as much as you (which is sure as hell a lot to get 1920 kills when you go 15-2 a map), I bet I could register as many kills if I ran around with three nades and the Colt .45. Like $layer said, [SIZE=14][COLOR=red] CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR GAY THREAD!

Oh, and a Happy n00b Years to you!

ouch ml, i think thats gonna be sore in the morning hahaha

hey scar looks like we better polish off our scopes and start owning fools