yo moma so fat she grew a goat tee so she has a place to store food

Yo momma's so fat she's got more chins than a chinese phone book.
In fact her lips are so big they look like bunk beds...
Hell, your mommas ears are so big she looks like a car driving down the road with both doors wide open.

Your moma is soo fat that 99% of her skin has never seen sunlight.

yo momma so fat she farted and launched her self in to orbit

Yo mommas so fat she was wearing a bright yellow dress and the kids at the bus stop shouted out the bus has came early

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

Yo momma sooooo fat when she sits around the house, she sits around the house



Good topic Samoan

It has been the topic of our conversation for the past few days, note the times the first three posts happened.

Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears go down the back of her head because they are afraid of her face.
She is so ugly that she joined an ugly contest and they told her "sorry, no professionals", and when she sits out on the sand on the beach, cats come and bury here.

I know

i heard this on tv



your momma's so fat, she stepped on a dollar and made change.

yo mommas soooo fat when she was sun bathing greenpeace had to roll her back in the sea

LMAO. that cracked me up !

yo mamma is so fat when she died, all they did was put her in the casket and she sank 6 feet.

oh yeah!!

your momma is so fat that she has heart disease, osteoporosis, and bedsores... wait thats not funny, but when she cuts her hand gravy comes out...and that is funny.

once again.

well, your mamma is fat!!

Yo momma's so fat that her belly button makes an echo

Yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard

Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at Sea World

Yo momma's so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light

i'm crying over here.

stop it you guys.

Anyone remember the New Jack City one? Yo momma so poor, I seen her walkin' down the street kickin' a can. I asked what she was doin, she said "movin'"

Your momma is so fat that they used a Antonov An-225 'Mriya' to move her.

http://www.airliners.net/info/stats.main?id=389

BURN

yo mamma's so fat you got to get in a car to slap bolth ass cheeks...

yo mamma's so gapped you can use her for a car port...

yo mamma's so nasty the CDC declared her a biological weapon...

I've seen this show a few times, watched it earlier today actually, funny stuff. A couple that I liked...

Yo mama so stupid she was driving to Disney World, when she saw the sign on the highway that said 'Disney World, left', she turned around and went back.

Your hood is so broke, all the rainbows come in black and white.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but so will yo mama if she's on top.

Yo mommas breath is so bad, even tic-tacs are afraid of her.

yo mamma is so fat she is in three time zones

yo mamma is so ugly if you look up Fugly, its a picture of her

yo mamma is so stupid she sets up a mouse trap by the computer