A long time ago I was playing on MOB Server #4 under an assumed name. I was owning Cypher's ass, as usual, so he forced a set of screenshots on me. He asked me in spec to send in the screenshots. I was polite and said I would, and sent them to GPF, who I assume forwarded them to you guys.



A day or two later I was playing on MOB #4 again and GPF tells me my screenshots were cleared by you guys, and that Cypher even commented how polite I was and how good a player I am. So I thought to myself………..self, if it's this easy to impress MOB then perhaps if I'm very careful, precise and deliberate I might be able to infiltrate the MOB Clan. Would be the ultimate slap in the face!



So, I set out to play often in the audience of MOB players always being polite, respectful, helpful and telling MOB players how good they are to inflate their egos. And badda bing badda bang, I get invited to join MOB.



I was sure you guys would have figured me out by now and given me the big boot, especially since I have intentionally let the occasional tidbit of info slip. But nope, I'm still MOB. Far as I can tell you guys aren't even suspicious, so I decided to up the ante. Let's see if you guys can figure out which one of you……….is me!



Oops, is that egg on your face?



Special thanks to my good friend and roommate for agreeing to use my DSL for his WoW when I'm using his DSL for my MOB project.



See you in the game.



A Lowly Noob

Badda bing badda bang - asylum next.......

welcome to the forums

I'm not exactly sure how it's an insult to MOB to work hard to be invited into the clan. It shouldn't be too hard to figure out who you are since only a handful of people still involved with MOB know who Cypher is. But, since the majority of MOB have no idea who Cypher or GPF (General Protection Fault) are and no idea what MOB #4 was (it was GPF's private server that he ran mohaa on for MOB as a California server).
Anyway, I'm pretty sure that nobody here cares who you are or why you would bring up something that clearly happened more than 2 years ago.

Pretty much sums it up. You have conformed to meet {MOB} standards or you wouldn't have been invited in. Not exactly sure what your point is, however, me thinks the ultimate joke is upon you as you have altered your attitude and actions to become one of us. Congratulations, you are now a better person for it and you should say "thank you"!

Now go play and stop mucking around with all of this .007 spy bidness.

congratz

LoL

dude, are you serious.....

the random non-functional posts only make you look like an immature ass trying to get you post count up.....

LOL

THanks

derrrrrrr....

welcome to the forums.

tool.

Flat, you crack me up!!!

im jsut being nice jeese

Oh WoW! i havent played that in such a long time. I'll only respect him if he's a pink-haired female gnome mage or someone who leveled a pally to 60. So, you didnt elaborate on WoW, how's it going in there? I have time to kill and stupid questions to ask.

Maybe a guy you kicked in the past that is pissed and vowed hatering to MoB.......maybe Lost Cause...or even worst.......DR.SATAN(QC)......MAN WHAT ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO DO!!!! OMG!!!

do you see the topic of discussion here? what exactly are you being nice about...

how do you misspell 3 out of 5 words?

my god read son!

the random posts (oh, and the lovely chatrooms you start during play) must stop corrin/jktlt/flimflamjohnny/whateverpopsintomymisspellinghead...

Isnt nice welcoming people

and polite

i mena Isnt it nice welcoming people

Haha Good try DICK!!

DR.SATAN(QC) is too much of a wimp to do that, he has also never been in MOB to my knowledge. Also if it was hypothetically (spelling?) him, i would just have to own him on cassino. Nothing beats a good beat down on QC...oh how i wish i could play my CoD right now...

OMG!

GO FLAT GO!

Thought I should reply since I'm one of only a handful of original MOB still around, who knows who Lowly Noob is.
For the rest of you, if you're interested you can read about him & the rest of his misfit friends here.
It's a long read but you'll get some laughs out of it.
http://www.mobclan.com/forums/upload/index...?showtopic=3128

For those who don't want to waste their time reading the long post I linked to.
I'll summarize who Lowly Noob is.
Several years ago there was a player on our server who constantly cried about people cheating, including several MOB members. He went on to claim he had proof of MOB members cheating but conveniently refused to share it. He was finally banned after we got tired of his constantly crying about how anyone who was a better player than him was cheating. During this same time he & his friend would try & tell us how to run our servers. After they were banned, they were so obsessed with MOB that they built a website devoted to their unproven claims of MOB cheating and team BOM ( MOB spelled backwards ) was born.
He were are 2 an a half years later & poor little Lowly Noob is still obsessed with MOB.

As for the rest of his post...

A long time ago I was playing on MOB Server #4 under an assumed name. I was owning Cypher's ass, as usual, so he forced a set of screenshots on me. He asked me in spec to send in the screenshots. I was polite and said I would, and sent them to GPF, who I assume forwarded them to you guys.
Actually what happened is Lowly Noob would cry about Cypher cheating because {MOB}Cypher always owned Lowly Noob, well like a noob.

A day or two later I was playing on MOB #4 again and GPF tells me my screenshots were cleared by you guys, and that Cypher even commented how polite I was and how good a player I am. So I thought to myself………..self, if it's this easy to impress MOB then perhaps if I'm very careful, precise and deliberate I might be able to infiltrate the MOB Clan. Would be the ultimate slap in the face!

So, I set out to play often in the audience of MOB players always being polite, respectful, helpful and telling MOB players how good they are to inflate their egos. And badda bing badda bang, I get invited to join MOB.
So what you are telling us is, 3 years ago you made it your life's mission to try & get into MOB?
Wow & it only took you 3 years to do it. BTW I'm assuming you mean a {MOB}Reg not {MOB}.
In your own words you admit to being "polite, respectful, helpful" why playing on the server in your attempt to as you say "infiltrate the MOB Clan".
Let me point out the obvious in case anyone missed it.
Lowly Noob just said in his own words, to hid who he was he acted "polite, respectful, helpful" while on our server.
Yep, it worked. I have to admit it was a great disguise acting like a normal person because we all knew you as a whiny, pathetic, anal retentive, belligerent jerk.

Hate to deflate your ego but we invite most people into the regs after they have played on our server long enough & not make an ass out of themselves. This is what you characterize as infiltrating MOB.
It makes me wonder if you consider walking into your local 24hour walmart as breaking in?
Do you brag to people about how you were able to sneak past the Wal-Mart greeter?



Lastly...
Special thanks to my good friend and roommate for agreeing to use my DSL for his WoW when I'm using his DSL for my MOB project.
I don't know if you think you were being tricky by saying you're using using your friends DSL line, even though it's a Comcast IP who doesn't offer DSL, or is it just another example of how stupid you can be.

Whenever Druid posts, someone gets owned.

I gotta remember that walmart one!

I agree.


Jesus. I weep both for this guy and JTKTL.

Not always especially when they are being ass.....

And don't you think its a little much to have a hundred posts and only have been on here 8 days?

no offence DG

Just for the record, Comcast has been bought out by Time Warner, so technically he has a Time Warner cable hook up...
LOL!

As I said before, way to get one over on us by being so tricky as to conform to MOB standards and be invited in! You are indeed dubious! You would give ML a run for his money!

Thanks Druid, nice to get an updating!

Seems like they have forgotten to lock the door to the asylum this week.......???

No Druid, I didn't mean {MOB}Reg's, I meant {MOB}.

It didn't take me 3 years to get the invite from you guys. In fact, it was shortly after Cypher forced the ss's on me and commented how polite I was, and how good a player I was. That incident is what gave me the idea to infiltrate {MOB}. Knowing the last thing you guys would ever want is me in your Clan was my motivation. Well, I've been {MOB} for quite some time now. Maybe my invite came before the Reg's were formed. Or maybe I was a Reg's first, then got the invite. Or maybe I got the invite after some of our members left to form TLD. I could be more specific, but I don't want to make this easy for you. Where's the fun in that?

During my time with {MOB} I've intentionally let slip with little tidbits of info that you guys should have picked up on and figured all this out, but that hasn't happened. So here I am, posting in our forum, giving you a huge advantage by letting you know you invited the enemy into your little club. Let's see if you guys are as smart as you think you are.

Now that you know to look for me, let's see if you can find the clue's (tidbits) I have left for you during my tenure with {MOB}.

I have already declared a victory for being invited into and being an active member of {MOB} for so long. With my coming forward and all the clues I have left, if you guys still can't figure out which one of you is me you're going to be looking pretty stupid.

I'm sure to save face you guys are going to try and downplay the significance of this in front of your loyal subjects by saying I'm making all this up. That's fine, another victory for me. And of course you guys will certainly talk your smack, because that's what everyone expects you to do. Druid has already started. But I think we all know behind closed doors you guys are going to be hard at work trying to find me. The funny thing is since I'm {MOB} I'll be involved in trying to find me. A little touch of irony if you like that sort of thing! I won't steer you towards me, but I promise not to steer you away from me either.

Best of luck on your search.

{MOB} A Lowly Noob

Time warner has been buying up everyone then! LOL here to htey bought adelphia

I think that he should be banned again...just for being a noob!!! What an idiot, obviously he has no life, just reading his post has taken away from my valuable time. Thanks Druid for taking the time to inform all of us what an ASS he really is.

Would it not be ironic that he spent all this time trying to get back in only to be kicked again??? LMAOFOF

Only in your poor twisted mind do you see something like this as a victory.
Any normal person would read your post & think to themselves, this guy is mental.
I mean my god, if you look up the word obsessed in the dictionary it would surely mention you.
Do you take medication for your obvious mental condition? I'm going to guess not seeing as how here you are 3 years later, still thinking your blabbering means something to anyone but yourself.
The perfect example, you claiming all of MOB are scrambling around trying to figure out who you are.
Tell yourself whatever you have to, if it makes you fell better.
The simply truth is, you were nothing but a fool 3 years ago when you were kicked & banned from our servers. Now 3 years later you only prove just how pathetic you really are by bragging about this when 90% of the people don't know who Lowly Noob is & a 100% could care less.

If you want to claim you're in MOB go ahead.
Right now you saying that is just as baseless as all your old accusations about how Cobra, Cypher & several other MOB must be cheaters because they owned you every time you played.
I'm not saying it's impossible you made it into MOB. As already stated, you said you hid your true identity by acting "always being polite, respectful, helpful ". Those are your words not mine,
or you could have just as easily said, you hid your true identity by acting like a NORMAL PERSON.
Do you get my meaning? Is that plain enough?

I may be wrong about this but I think GPF told me you were in your 40's.
Yet here you are acting like a spoiled little kid.
Even the email address you used when you registered "yourmybiatch@teambom.com" shows how juvenile you really are.

Personally I don't think you are in MOB, but as I've already said I may be wrong.
Even if you are, the only place it's a big deal is in your little mind.

I'll keep it real simple for you.
In the real world, you know, the one most people except you live in.
If you're not in MOB, this whole thing is little more that one more example in a long list showing what a poor pathetic fool you are.
If it turns out you are in MOB, this whole thing is little more that one more example in a long list showing what a truly obsessed, poor pathetic fool you are.
I mean 3 years after you were kicked from our server & you still can't let it go. LMAO
Either way I win.
At this point, most people would realize what I just said is the truth, but I'm willing to bet you're not one of them.

So if you really are in MOB, by all means don't be shy about it.
Because all it would really mean is I could laugh at you in person.

Dude needs to put down the keyboard, find some good meds, and then go get a life. It's a freakin video game. I guess some people are just social leppers and they can't find interaction among the rest of us who havent undergone a frontal lobotomy. Let it go man...... and remember Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks your an asshole.

Junkie

Druid is right!! Just a few folks still around that even remember this drama. Rule of thumb; Your audience has to understand the background for current happenings to be relevent. For example, this is like telling someone who lives in deepest, darkest Africa with no ties to the outside world that Thomas Edison invented the light bulb. Do you think our African friend gives a crap? Same goes for you and your twisted little bullshit rant here, no one gives a crap!

If you abuse your priveleges here, you will be found out soon enough and problem solved. If you continue to perform as a member in good standing and continue to donate to the cause, then who cares?

Thanks Genocide, you've given us the new buzz word for the week when we need to describe Lowly Noob.
Social leper, that's 10 times more accurate than what I've been using to describe him.

I MISS THESE PWNINGS!

noob-its a game-back AWAAAY from the computer and go outside,now! there is a world out there.druid and bargods right,no one knows you and no one cares?! was your dastardly plan to single handedly DESTROY mob from the inside,lol-wtf! this is so funny!

this is funny,

a guy gets angry at a group of videogamers, said guy waits a few years, furthermore he begins to act civilized, becomes a member of the above stated group of videogamers (maybe), donates money!!!!, and then says that he is the smart one here. In three years i got married, fathered a child, just about finished my masters degree, and joined regs (hehe, i am bringing them down from the inside as well, muahahaaaaa).

basically sounds like any job anyone has, you are surrounded by people ou dont like, or cant stand, but you must pay dues to be part of the union, and you must perform tasks because you are part of that work force. does not sound to bad to me.

my bets are on undead... he smells and lives near harrycaray, who also cant be trusted.....lol.

zeep zorp poplockin out of here....