Hey Guys and Gals,

Just found out last Thursday that My Wife is pregnant! This is our first child. My Parents are now waiting for their first Grandchild and My Wife's Parents are waiting on thier second. This is a very happy time in our family. It so weird to think we are having a baby. Now the countdown begins!

Congrats Nothing, becoming a father is awesome. Now all hell is fixin to break loose.lol, jk

Congrats man!
You know you wanna name it NC.

Nothing my friend, we need to talk. Life as you know it is going to significantly change. 99% of the change will be positive and mind blowing. Best of luck. You will need it.

Congrats Nothing - if that is your real name. Fatherhood is an amazing adventure. Now you get to play COD in between naps and diapers. Good luck.

Shazbot!

Lou,

Congrats on the great news, I'm sure that Flatty has a ton of advise (don't listen to him)...LOL J/K

Now we have Flatty Jr and Nothing Jr.

I'm sure you'll make a great dad

T/A6pak

Awwww, you're going to have a little nothing. :-)

Congrats!!

This just begs for bad humor.... I shall refrain.... Congrats man!

Congrats Not'n!
No blanks this time - lol

congrats man... lil'sniper.

Congrats hope all goes well

Doctor: Well, ma'am it seems your pregnant. Congratulations!
Woman: Wow! I knew it! He's been wanting a child for so long now.
Doctor: Who has?
Woman: Nothing.
Doctor: Huh! Well anyway, who should I put down as the childs father?
Woman: Nothing.
Doctor: Don't you know who the childs father is?
Woman: Yeah, it's Nothing.
Doctor: Oh, I see. He's not such a great guy huh?
Woman: No. You don't understand. I love Nothing!
Doctor: That's great not to be materialistic.
Woman: No, I mean, thank you. I mean the fathers name is Nothing!
Doctor: Listen to me. The father is a very important person in the childs life. The baby should know who the father is. Now tell me, who is the baby's father please?
Woman: Nothing!
Doctor: Ok. But being a single mother is very challenging. Let me get some help for you from....
Woman: I don't want anything! I just want Nothing!
Doctor: .......Hmmmm. Have you been drinking? You know that that is not healthy for the baby don't you?
Woman: Yes I do...I mean, I am NOT drinkging. Please, Can I pleeease just go home now?
Doctor: I suppose so. But when you get home who will be there?
Woman: Nothing.
Doctor: Hmmm. How long have you been Homeless?
Woman: I am NOT Homeless. I LIVE with NOTHING!
Doctor: I believe they still call that Homeless...
Woman: Listen...Can I pleeeease just go home and tell Nothing I have something for him.
Doctor: Ok, ok. You can go, but first I should tell you that ....'you can't get Something for Nothing'.

Very funny Shar.... I have 2 flatty jr's but one is a girl.

1st bit of advice for Nothing... You know less than zero about anything.

[quote name='Cpt. Snot Rocket' date='07/09/07 4:28pm' post='154127'] Doctor: Well, ma'am it seems your pregnant. Congratulations!
Woman: Wow! I knew it! He's been wanting a child for so long now.
Doctor: Who has?
Woman: Nothing.
Doctor: Huh! Well anyway, who should I put down as the childs father?
Woman: Nothing.
Doctor: Don't you know who the childs father is?
Woman: Yeah, it's Nothing.
Doctor: Oh, I see. He's not such a great guy huh?
Woman: No. You don't understand. I love Nothing!
Doctor: That's great not to be materialistic.
Woman: No, I mean, thank you. I mean the fathers name is Nothing!
Doctor: Listen to me. The father is a very important person in the childs life. The baby should know who the father is. Now tell me, who is the baby's father please?
Woman: Nothing!
Doctor: Ok. But being a single mother is very challenging. Let me get some help for you from....
Woman: I don't want anything! I just want Nothing!
Doctor: .......Hmmmm. Have you been drinking? You know that that is not healthy for the baby don't you?
Woman: Yes I do...I mean, I am NOT drinkging. Please, Can I pleeease just go home now?
Doctor: I suppose so. But when you get home who will be there?
Woman: Nothing.
Doctor: Hmmm. How long have you been Homeless?
Woman: I am NOT Homeless. I LIVE with NOTHING!
Doctor: I believe they still call that Homeless...
Woman: Listen...Can I pleeeease just go home and tell Nothing I have something for him.
Doctor: Ok, ok. You can go, but first I should tell you that ....'you can't get Something for Nothing'.


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........ ......I wish you and yours the very best Nothing !!!



"The Mechanic"

Congrats buddy! I wish you the best of luck.

Congrats Nothing!

After reading Snot Rocket's post,

There's Nothing more to say.

Congrats anyway!

Old Man Mike

Congrats buddy.....

Congrats Nothing.

I'm sure you'll do just fine so try not to worry to much.

Hope all goes well.

Congrats Nothing,

I'm not around much as you noticed, so here's a belated congrats

by now he s up to his elbows in poop!!! LOL
haha nothing, maybe ddz (dirty dirty diaperz) can help.OLOLLOL

hope all is going well...

Congratulations to you and your wife

Thanks Everyone!

My wife and I went the the doctor yesterday for our first ultrasound. Its insane that we can see the baby and hear its heartbeat at only 8 weeks! The baby is only about an inch long, I never would have guessed we could hear its heartbeat now. The doctor told us the due date is on my Birthday! lol, just crazy!


Funny comment on the ddz Flat. I still remember when most here used to call me ddz on vent. When I came to MOB, most still called me ddz at first, lol.

forgot she was just preggers....

you are up to your elbows in estrogen then.....


BTW,
cup sizes can go up as many as 4 after the birth....but you cannot touch them... ah the forbidden fruit...


I am glad you are excited and taking an acitve part of the pregnancy. It is well worth it in the end!