Well..It's 4:20 now, and sales were awesome, which is great and all, but man this shit sucks.

On the 18th we woke up to a great surprise. After I took a shower and ate breakfast I went out to start my truck and saw that my dad mustof left already, so thought nothing of the truck being gone.

I go back inside and grab my shit for school and who do I run into? MY DAD. I'm like "hey dad, wheres your truck?" Dad: "outfront." FLAMEAFLAVE: "Emmm...You sure?" Dad: "Taylor, you better not be fucking with me." Taylor: "SHIT!" So we both run outside to see if I was fucking kidding myself. Sure enough the fucking truck is gone. Bran fucking new 2005 F250. Gone. Insurance said that if it's not found within 30 days they should cover most of it. Cops said they'll look into. YEAH RIGHT!

Do any of u fucks have any shit stories like this ,
FLAME

Dude that reallly sucks.....

Well actually this one time when I was walking my dog, a guy that looked strangely like behomoth tried to chop off my head and shit down my neck. True story.

when i was like 13 me and my mom just got home from the store. went inside and poped some popcorn. the phone rings....who could it be? the police! they found or car. we didnt know it was missing! two hispanic gentle men were smashing the hood open with a sledge hammer. now i wonder why the cops found it so quick.

but flame i have had three cars stolen since then (mine, my bro's and the wifes) look around your neighborhood i wouldnt go more then a few blocks. all three were left in my neighborhood. good hunting!!!

lol man that is shit, buy a gun and start lookin for the bastards that did it. ahahaah

So yesterday I was hanging out on my porch day dreaming when my neighbords little 10 year old shithead and his snothead buddies started being loud and abnoxious. Running around playing grab ass and screaming like little prepubesent girls. At this point I stepped into my garage premises to retrieve a shovel. As soon as I returned to my porch those bastards had ran off. Just to be safe I decided to lay down a few hundred bear traps around the edges of my property. Havent seen them since then.

You're so hardc0r3

wow, amazing. What more could happen to you and your family flame?

god flame that sucks ass! has anyone found it yet?

CyCo

God I hope nothing



Nope still nothing new...Living right by the border though, I'm pretty sure where it is

well dude good luck, pray to god its in one piece wen they find it.



CyCo

Nah, at this point pray it's stripped completely and torched. You don't want that fucker back now.

yea thats true i guess plus u can collect the insurance money and buy urself a whole new piece of crap!

hey flame wasnt that brand new dell laptop in there? and your cell phone and mp3 player?

Thats exactly what my dad said. He said he'll get the exact same truck and put a 800 buck security system in it right when he gets it...the one he didn't put in that supposively "won't allow anyone to break in"...wow he gotta feel like shit for not gettin it heh. I sure as hell hope its fuckin totalled now that way I know some fuckin prick hasnt been just takin it for a joy ride dentin it up and shit.


O.o??

yeah, i did find those......

shit story of my life


roflrofl



i had surgery about four years ago
5 hours long
and they put in a cathedir (spelt wrong)

and so when they take it out after im conscious


IT GETS STUCK
THE FUCKING BALLOON ON THE END OF THE TUBE WONT deflate

so meanwhile i've got 4 nurses and this man tugging on my dick
until it finally comes out


so i've got a sore cock and a tube in my hip to remove drainage

fucking bastards


my piss burned for weeks (reminiscent of when i got into contact with slims girlfriend a while back)

OMFG! wat surgery were u haven done?

PS that story made my dick hurt!

CyCo

gee thanks i go for knee surgery in a few weeks, thanks

flame that sucks...

same thing happened to my dad about 6 years ago my dad's CRX got stolen and like 3 weeks later the spic (sorry dont mean any offense to you mexicans in here) bastards dump the messed up chassis and a note on it in my front yard (when we werent home) and the note said "Buy a frickin Club next time you fothermucker" (didnt want to say the real words on here... )

so they come back like 2 yrs ago and try it again only my dad had a new Civic...

so they look around to make sure no ones watchin and they go for it

then my dad jumped out from behind a bush and beats them with a handle from a sledge hammer.... we never seen 'em since

ISSUES!!!

AWESOME!!!!fucking right dude! show those assholes!



CyCo

Wtf dude

DUde that sucks flame, lol SKull now that is redemption

wellll, she wasn't my girlfriend at the time cause i gave that STD to her then left her to give it to someone esle. looks like you were the lucky guy. I'll take credit for making your piss burn for weeks!
Thank-you Thank-you


-Slim