Mostly, it sounds like my college life in a house, but made up and boring.
Also, I can't believe I read that whole fucking thing!
Seriously, you want bizarre college house stories (minus the shit, as in human shit) then I'll tell you. All I can say right now is that we had no door knob or lock on our front door. I'm sure you can start to imagine the stories that unfold from that alone.
Oh, and their was a huge amount of acid involved... just saying...
I believe it...
the guy that use to live next to me was busted with 60 cats in a 900 sq apt. the house stunk so bad that the spca and the police had to enter with gas masks and scba. there was human shit in his spare room and the guy took bags of cat litter and poured them in his spare room. after he left hge took most of his cats and put them in his car and lived out of his car for a week or 2. I seen his car on the street and there was cat shit all over the place....i could go on for hous about that guy but I wont, it is comproble to that story, cept i didnt have to live with him...just next to him!
I would commit suicide before I let that happen to me....1 round to the head....