realdeal
07/03/05 11:50pm
Hope you all have a happy and safe 4th!!!
Oh yeah, to our Canadian friends, Happy belated Canada Day (July 1) !!
Now, where's those AWESOME fireworks Saucy?
.AmbiencE.
07/04/05 12:01am
HOME MADE M80'S WOOOT
Happy Independence Day! And remeber these sage words of advice from Homer Simpson:
HOMER
It's a handgun! Isn't it great? This is the trigger, and this is the thing you point at whatever you want to die--
MARGE
Homer, I don't want guns in my house. Don't you remember when Maggie shot Mr. Burns?
HOMER
I thought Smithers did it.
LISA
That would have made a lot more sense...
BART
Hey Dad, can I borrow the gun tomorrow? I want to scare that old security guard at the bank.
HOMER
Only if you clean your room.
MARGE
No! No one's using this gun! The TV said you're fifty-eight percent more likely to shoot a family member than an intruder!
HOMER
TV said that? But I have to have a gun! It's in the Constitution!
LISA
Dad! The Second Amendment is just a remnant from revolutionary days. It has no meaning today!
HOMER
You couldn't be more wrong, Lisa. If I didn't have this gun, the King of England could just walk in here any time he wants, and start shoving you around. (he starts pushing Lisa) Do you want that? Huh? Do you?
LISA
No...
HOMER
All right then.
Slimshady
07/04/05 12:39am
have a good one guys
have a nice 1 witha lot of fireworks!
*Triggahappy13*
07/04/05 1:03am
you canadians are lucky, you get boxing day after christmas!!!
xl-FLAME-lx
07/04/05 1:07am
Happy Independance Day boys!
XYZ Factor
07/04/05 11:43am
Eat a hamburger and hot dog for me buddies.
QUOTE(.AmbiencE. @ 07/04/05 1:01am)
you better send me some info on how to make them.....
have a good one guys! dont set yourselves ablaze
Remember STOP, DROP, AND ROLL!
QUOTE(TheGhost @ 07/04/05 3:48pm)
have a good one guys! dont set yourselves ablaze
Remember STOP, DROP, AND ROLL!
too exclusive dont listen to him....best way to put yourself out is with gasoline.

p.s. have a good one everyone and drink up!!!!
<Dolphin>*Girl*
07/04/05 3:25pm
Have a good one!!!! Silver shut up!!

LOL
Flashgirl
07/04/05 3:41pm
Have a great 4th everyone- Don't drink too much and if you do........ DON"T DRIVE !!!!!
and remember while watching the fireworks.. do a lot of OOOHHH and AHHHHH !!!!
Solidrocker
07/04/05 5:26pm
w00t w00t time to blow somthin up
Happy independance day at this great country,the world a need you America's
Casino
Happy 4th Fellas, dont burn too many forests down... Trust me been there done that, and cops get real old rael quick lol...
Well anywayz Keep Azz Kickin...
-ReEFeR
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