wine her
dine her
call her
hug her
hold her
surprise her
compliment her
smile at her
laugh with her
cry with her
cuddle her
shop with her
give her jewellery
buy her flowers
hold her hand
write love letters to her
write poetry for her
go to the ends of the earth and back for her
How to impress a man...
show up naked
bring beer
This is Why yelling at a Man wont work!
What a woman says:
This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes
to wear if we don't do laundry right now!
What a man hears:
blah,blah,blah,blah, C'MON
blah,blah,blah,blah, YOU AND I
blah,blah,blah,blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah,blah,blah,blah, NO CLOTHES
blah,blah,blah,blah, RIGHT NOW
Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
A: Sexual harassment.
Q: What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
A: $3.99 a minute.
What is It when Bargod Goes to the Bar..?
A: A waste of time and Beer.
Spartan .................Thats was great
before
1st few years