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Spartan
African Roulete version of the Russians

An African leader makes an official trip to Russia. At the end of the trip, the Russian leader tells the African that in Russia they have a custom performed at farewells called "Russian Roulette" to demonstrate one's courage. The Russian whips out a revolver, loads one chamber, gives the cylinder spin, puts the gun to his head and pulls the trigger...CLICK...empty chamber.

He hands the revolver to his African guest, and says, "Your turn."

Not to be outdone, the African repeats the ritual...CLICK...empty.

The next year, the Russian visits the African country. At the end of the trip, the African tells his Russian peer that he was very impressed with "Russian Roulette" and that he has spent the last year devising an African ritual to demonstrate one's courage. The African then disappears through a door only to reappear a few minutes later smiling, and says, "Your turn."

The African escorts the Russian through the door. In the room are six of the most beautiful, naked women he has ever seen. The African explains that he is to choose one of the women, who will perform oral sex on him. Absolutely dumbfounded, the Russian asks, "What kind of test of courage is this?"
"One of them is a Cannibal" mellow.gif
Silver
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*cough*hahahahahahahaha....

that was funny!
Sgt. Thomas
I'll take those odds. hehe w00t2.gif mobrules.gif
Hellfighter
That must be a Cecil Rhodes party joke!
Maj. H8Red
LMAO that was good
Bargod
Here would be the real test. Five out of Six of the African women has AIDS and he gets to choose one to have sex with.
Sorry for the downer, but truth is always stranger than fiction.
flatliner
aids is not funny,

but midgets are.....

make them midgets.

wait that is not funny either.

wow, what a flatliner....

BlackPlague
LOL, that's good
Spartan
hehehehe yea ain't that a real mans test huh....speaking of i gtg take it! mobrules.gif
Hellfighter
QUOTE(flatliner @ 03/03/06 7:34am) *
aids is not funny,

but midgets are.....

make them midgets.

wait that is not funny either.

wow, what a flatliner....



I think BG put the thread into proper perspective along the lines of what my post was sardonically hinting at... the Cecil Rhodes mentality of sticking the boot in someone while they're down kinda thing.
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