This guy used to be on Saturday night live, then in a strange twist of fate his wife killed him and commited suicide, or something like that. But its still really funny. You could probably find an audio recording of them, but these are just them typed up.
Deep Thoughts
Full Version: Deep Thoughts, By Jack Handy
i hate to do this, but.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Handey
dont see that he is dead... maybe OH YOU wants him dead...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Handey
dont see that he is dead... maybe OH YOU wants him dead...
Oh wow, i will have to go back to my sources.
Even though i have been proven wrong, its still funny, so go read it, now!
And i know you really loved to do that flatliner, you can pretend you didn't, but you did!
Even though i have been proven wrong, its still funny, so go read it, now!
And i know you really loved to do that flatliner, you can pretend you didn't, but you did!
i was giggling... tee heee heee style.....
I love jack handey, would hate to hear that he is dead.
I love jack handey, would hate to hear that he is dead.
thinking of phil hartman!
news radio is one of the funniest shows ever!
news radio is one of the funniest shows ever!
QUOTE(UNDEAD 1 @ 04/29/06 8:29am) 
thinking of phil hartman!
news radio is one of the funniest shows ever!
news radio is one of the funniest shows ever!
WURD!!
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