1. We do gross things you don't want to do
2. Our constant desire to have sex with you has got to be good for your ego
3. We'll never tell you that you look fat in those jeans
4. We're easy to please
5. We keep you up to date on all the latest gadgets
6. You can squeeze our arms as hard as you like during the scary parts of movies
7. Our old college T-shirts are the most comfortable pajamas in the universe
8. We make you laugh your butt off
9. Whenever you're upset about work, our response is always, "Your boss in an idiot."
10. We nearly always make the first move
Need we say anymore,on the subject ?
Full Version: 10 reasons why women should be glad of guys.
"3. We'll never tell you that you look fat in those jeans"
Really, it's in our best interest. So please don't ask.
-Pain
Really, it's in our best interest. So please don't ask.
-Pain
QUOTE(Major.Pain @ 11/27/06 5:21pm) 
"3. We'll never tell you that you look fat in those jeans"
Really, it's in our best interest. So please don't ask.
-Pain
has to be the most diffcult question a bloke has to answer,if we say YES (and god forbid if we do)then its nothing but grief for weeks...if we say NO(which we do all the time)then we get nothing but "what r u after" or "your just saying that to make me happy"......
Really, it's in our best interest. So please don't ask.
-Pain
Another toughy is...
"Which one of my friends do you want to sleep with the most?"
"Which one of my friends do you want to sleep with the most?"
QUOTE(Cross of Iron @ 11/27/06 12:08pm)
1. We do gross things you don't want to do - 99% of the time I agree
2. Our constant desire to have sex with you has got to be good for your ego - good exercise too ...teeheehee
3. We'll never tell you that you look fat in those jeans - tell us which one's are your favorite pair
4. We're easy to please - I definately agree here!!!!
5. We keep you up to date on all the latest gadgets - Vice-Versa in my house
6. You can squeeze our arms as hard as you like during the scary parts of movies - and bury our face in your chests.....you know what I mean...LOL
7. Our old college T-shirts are the most comfortable pajamas in the universe - or just to wear when out of the shower
8. We make you laugh your butt off - usually at our own expense
9. Whenever you're upset about work, our response is always, "Your boss in an idiot." - Not in my house, he usually tries to explain the management side to which I respond B.S. LOL
10. We nearly always make the first move - NEARLY!!!!
Need we say anymore,on the subject ? Men usually have ulterior motives.....like the Men's Christmas list!!!!
Man's Christmas
20 ways to make a Man's Christmas at its best!
1. Trim his tree.
2. Lick his luscious candy cane.
3. Be his "ho-ho-ho" for the holidays.
4. Polish his christmas balls.
5. Ride him like a reindeer.
6. Taste his sweet egg-nog.
7. Deck the halls with moans of pleasure.
8. Fa, la, la, latio- la, la, la, la.
9. Spark his menorah with a hot strip tease.
10. Request a stiff stocking stuff-her!
11. Make his Kris Kringle tingle.
12. Gift wrap yourself in sexy lingere.
13. Unwrap his package.
14. Hang mistletoe from any place you want kissed.
15. Rock his jingle bells in the frosty air.
16. Make your Rudolph's hose as red as his nose.
17. Heat him up with a snow job.
18. Give the Christmas carolers a show of your own.
19. Dress up as Santa's nasty little helper.
20. Make sure you're naughty, so it's nice.
That gets my vote for post of the year!
And all of that without a single smiley. You must have been too hot and bothered!
And all of that without a single smiley. You must have been too hot and bothered!
QUOTE(HammaTime @ 11/27/06 9:25pm)
You must have been too hot and bothered!
I know I am 
(time for a cold shower)...roll on xmas Char ,II see you got my list then
Click to view attachment OMG.... I can't believe I forgot my smiley had to take a cold 
WOW! This thread started out slow enough, but man did it take off and how! I'd bet every guy in here copy and pasted that one for a custom Christmas card of their own, if you know what I mean! LOL
Is it hot in here, or is it just me?
Is it hot in here, or is it just me?
God I love Christmas....
About time my wife start to read these forums.......... 
This should so be stickied, this thread is just that awesome
this is going to be the best xmas ever
The 2 questions I hate are "Do I look fat in these jeans?"
"Which one of my friends do you want to sleep with the most?"
Might as well jump into a pit full of tigers that havnt eaten anything in weeks, your better off lol....
"Which one of my friends do you want to sleep with the most?"
Might as well jump into a pit full of tigers that havnt eaten anything in weeks, your better off lol....
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