Well I thought I might as well start it of agian.....the forums was getting boring....

Riddle 1
Which clock works best, the one that loses a minute a day, or the one that doesn't work at all?

Riddle 2
What was the biggest island in the world before the discovery of Australia by Captain Cook?

Riddle 3
A rubber ball is tossed off the top of a 90 foot building. Every time it bounces, it goes back up half way. How many bounces will the ball take before it stops?

Hopefully these wont be figured as quick as the ones b4....
as usual the cookies will be shown b4 starting...their the same as the batch b4 soo they should be delicious....

1 THE ONE THAT'S BROKE WORKS BEST AS IT WILL BE RIGHT TWICE A DAY! WHERE THE ONE THAT SLOW WILL ONLY BE RIGHT AGAIN IN 720 DAYS!

2 AUSTRALIA ALWAYS HAS BEEN THE BIGGEST ISLAND IN THE WORLD, IT JUST WASN'T DISCOVERED YET!

3 THE ANSWER IS INFINITE IN A GRAVITY FREE WORLD, BUT OF COURSE GRAVITY WILL EVENTUALLY STOP IT!

COOKIES PLEASE!

Nice lateral thinkin there canuck. Let me know if you get any cookies, cause I don't think spartan is actually coughin up the goods!

As for 2 I'd argue that Australia is in fact a continent, which means that the same island as before australia was dicovered... which makes it Greenland? Which brings me to my question, why is Iceland green and Greenland ice?

OH I'LL GET THEM DAMN COOKIES!!! A DEAL'S A DEAL......

Amazingly he got them right word per word......
Soo here are ur cookies....

New ones

1. A petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears." A young man bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?

2. Which word in the English language becomes shorter when it is lengthened?

3. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

Try these on for size......

1) The parrot is deaf.
2) Just a guess here but is it short?
3) I'm guessing the lions as they should be nothing but dust after having not eaten for 3 years.

The vikings wanted to hide iceland from the world so they called the worst island greenland so when it was visited people would say this is terrible I don't even want to bother with iceland. And it worked iceland was the secret of the vikings for many years.

Trained MOB too well at these riddles i have........

1. The following sentence is false. The preceding sentence is true. Are these sentences true or false?

2. A rubber ball is tossed off the top of a 90 foot building. Every time it bounces, it goes back up half way. How many bounces will the ball take before it stops?

3. You do not want to have it, But when you do have it, You do not want to lose it? What is it?

and here are ur cookies from b4 genicide junkie....

lol i asked 2 already