I don't know if the moon was in the wrong place today or what.

I had 2 squirrels try to commit suicide under my wheels. Then, I'm getting off the turnpike and there is a deer in the middle of the off ramp.

And he's bold as hell. Just looking at me.

I'm going 65 and I'm like "Is that a dog?"

Had to slow down to about 5 mph. Dumbass wouldn't move (city deer?)

I got within about 20 feet, honked my horn and that made him move. Geez.

You know, if you kept going at 65, you could have brought home a free dinner, granted it didn't dent the front of your car.

fuck thats why you need a truck that way you hit the sucker and have deer.

I can relate to having run down some stragglers.... I've hit some odd animals... among them an emu and TWO count them TWO sheep.... who the hell hits a sheep?

You hit sheep?

Where do you live? Green Acres?

Haaaaaa

Ok, I can be honest. I hit a dog once.

I was driving with my low beams on at night and didn't see him until I hit him. I circled back around and there were cars and people everywhere by the time I got back. I wasn't sure what I had hit. This woman was like "who would run over a dog and just drive off?" (I didn't just drive off, I had to turn around.)

I would have come clean, but that crowd was getting unruly so I had to bail.

Remind me sometime Geno to tell you the story of the neighbors cat that drowned in our swimming pool.
(or ask Slayer. He likes that one)

- Shred

You monster!

Was coming back from a trip in Giles Co., and was following a 90's model chevy tahoe, all the sudden he wheels hard into the left lane and there was a pig just standing in the middle of the interstate. As we got up beside him we just laughed an smiled. He looked like he shat himself.

How dare u kill a nother dog =(





Plz tell me that u backed up over the dog one more time then drove off HA HA HA

Man thats wrong in more ways than I can think! At the same time or were these seperate incidents?
Frankly I find this disturbing!

Blitz

I've hit some odd animals... TWO count them TWO sheep.... who the hell hits a sheep?

Some Help, I've been told.

Heres his license plate that he proudly displays.

No, no, no, that's just wrong! Some help doesn't hit sheep...he hits ON sheep, lol.



-Pain

Different incidents. While where I live is well populated there are some rural areas where people have animals running loose on their property. The first sheep had two lucky goats with him that I managed to dodge as they decided that safety on the right side of the road was less enticing than the grass on the left side of the road. I left a trail of skid marks and a cloud of smoke trying to avoid them. The sheep was the unlucky one of the bunch. He bounced off my little Nissan 240SX quite well though (this was 10 yrs ago). Got up and ran away. The second one I thought I was dreaming while awake or something. Driving down Hwy 75 in N. AL in POURING down rain. Barely see the road and I see this animal standing in the road rear toward me in the road, swerved a little but still clipped it. Had I not had people in the car with me I would have thought I was crazy. After all, WHO THE HELL HITS A SHEEP? Yet alone TWO of them??? Had any of us been drug users I would have chalked it up to that but we were all clean....

Ok, we have a KANGAROO farm a few miles from my house. Idk WHY we have a damn kangaroo farm in the middle of no where.. but I've heard people hit them when they jump the fences. There's sheep near my house too, so if I ever hit a sheep I will let you know Geno lol.

Would anyone, (besides Some Help ) hit this?

Weirdest thing I ever ran over was an alligator.

True story; I was taking the family to a family reunion in Louisiana, and while driving along I-10, just inside the n.o. city limits, a truck ahead of me with its flatbed down dumped a 6-7 foot long alligator (by mistake) onto the highway. I had no time to swerve, and hit it with all four wheels. I dont know, but Im guessing since he was in the back of a pick up, he was already dead, but after I ran over him, he definately was dead.



Thankfully, I was driving the SUV, so it just tweaked out the steering a bit. Should have seen the look on that mechanics face when i took the car to get re-eligned and he asked me how it go so out of whack!

I hit a filthy bunny once, and ran over a frisky wiener dog, after that i was hungry so i had some Pancakes for Breakfast....true story......haaaa

And then you were thirsty so you killed a 6 pak?

Guys, I tried to resist telling this story because it is wrong in so many ways. But I can't help it. The truth must be told. Here is a true story that I call.....

"Curiosity killed the cat"


Before Carol and I got our place, I lived with my brother at his house. The woman across the street had this dog that used to do his business on our lawn. Well, my brother finally had enough of it and, when he saw the woman in her yard one day, he pulled his pickup truck over and went to talk to her. He said "if I see your dog in my yard again, I'm gonna take my shotgun and blow his head off". Scared the crap out of the woman and her kid. And while he is talking to this woman, this damn dog jumps up into the cab of his truck and goes after his McDonalds. So he grabs the dog by the neck and throws it out of the truck. Then he bails. Bad incident.

So, needless to say, this neighbor does not like my brother.

Well, one winter we got word that this woman's cat had gone missing. They had been asking around the neighborhood and nobody had seen it. We knew the cat, but hadn't seen it in awhile.

It used to be common for us to leave the pool uncovered in the winter. We would simply drain the water out until it was about a foot below the rim. Because the ice puts pressure on the sides.

So along comes spring, and the big chunk of ice in the pool is melting. We're sitting on the deck one day and my brother is like "What is that stuck in the ice" Long story short, it was the missing cat.

We've come to the conclusion that he must have fallen into the pool while we were at work and we just never noticed. I'm sure the little bastard paddled for a few hours before he finally succumbed to the murky green water. I'm sure he tried to get his little paw up over the rim and pull himself out, but alas we had drained the pool too much.

Now, neither of us wanted to deal with this so we wrapped him up in a tarp and stuck him next to the garage. We figured it was better to let the woman think her cat ran away than to tell her what really happened. We decided that if her dog poops on the lawn again we'll just give her the cat back.

Just slap a postage stamp on its forehead and stick it in her mailbox.

Eventually the cat began to smell, so we took it to the dump.

Then during the following summer the woman apparently learned the fate of the cat from another neighbor. She had bought a new cat to replace the old cat. And guess what? He went missing on the same weekend that my brother was burning a pile of brush in the yard.

So she comes over screaming "Cat Killer !!!" You killed my cat and now you're burning the evidence!!"

Cops show up. My brother tells the cop the whole story and he just laughs and takes off.

Two years have gone by now and this woman is still suspicious of my brother. I think she did eventually get the new cat back.

Moral of the story: Curiosity kills the cat.

Thanks for this thread. This is the first time that I will legitly use the terms 'lol' and 'rofl' and 'lmao'. Great story. Good times!

Axel


This also reminds me of a story of my own. As you all know, I am a country boy and some strange people live in my part of the woods. My buddy used to have a neighbor that would go around and collect roadkill. Strange, I know. But to top it off, she would put the roadkill in plastic bags and then put them in her freezer. Extremely strange, I know. What she did with the stuff, no one knows, but I would have to guess that she ate them. Why else would you freeze them? Unless for the pelts... Rumor had it that she made a killer stew...

So working at a service center you see and here some odd stories, yesterday a lady pulls in shaken but laughing, passengers side mirror totally missing, when I inquired what had happened she told me that a rabbit attacked her car at highway speeds, it jumped at the car taking the mirror clean off killing the rabbit, I wouldnt have believed it if not for the picture of the rabbit laying next to the mirror