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={DMG}=ashe
I picked the wrong place to place this post so I redid it. I apologize for my incompetence.

Hi, my name is ={DMG}=ashe and I like to play Mohaa. Im not very good, but I practice alot and think someday I might get better. I like taking long walks and reading poetry in the park under a shade tree. I collect butterflies and stamps and I am an active member of PETA and Greenpeace. I dont have any pets because I think that "imprisoning" any animal is wrong. I donate all my money to charities and to the ACLU cause they are good people. I like to tongue kiss owls and to hug and hump as many trees as humanly possible. I dont eat tuna cause dolphins get caught in the nets when catching tuna (fuck the tuna right, who cares about them). I think George W Bush is the "Great Satan". I feel real bad for Sadaam Hussein, he was just trying to have some fun. I think the government should go easy on John Walker, it is his right to be a member of the taliban, they dont seem like a bad group of guys. I love to watch CNN, cause they report the news so fairly and accurately. I still think that Clinton never got a hummer from a fat pig, it was definately a right wing conspiracy. I would like to save all the whales, starting with the one that lives next to me, if she eats anymore she wont be able to get out of her garage. I wouldnt throw rice at my wedding cause the poor birds could eat it and choke on it. I only eat soy and all natural products....meat is bad!!! I torched a Ford dealership cause automobiles cause pollution that ruins the ecosystem. And in closing I have never had a job that pays over $5 an hour and I have never held one for more then a week. Thats me.
***crafty***
fartnew2.gif Don't really know what to say except welcome and have fun.
realdeal
QUOTE (={DMG}=ashe @ Oct 19 2003, 08:23 PM)
I apologize for my incompetence.


You've never apologized for this before, no reason to start now.
Benny Hinn
Very nice ashe laugh.gif
{SOTC}Killem
Yo {DMG}=ashe Welcome to the forum and i hope to see u in the server........have fun playing cool.gif
={DMG}=ashe
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You've never apologized for this before, no reason to start now.


Im a new man.
Wassy
Ashe, you might have a point in your soliloqy, but I think most of us can't figure it out.
H@rley
I think that might be the point! he is just a normal guy with a thing for fat chicks.
JP
I am lost
Big Dick Daddy
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I donate all my money to charities and to the ACLU cause they are good people.


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And in closing I have never had a job that pays over $5 an hour and I have never held one for more then a week.



I can see that you are a big player in these charities and they look forward to your contributions.

And don't appologize .. I like to hump trees too.

Big
={DMG}=ashe
LOL....good to hear from you BDD.
Hoods
lol thanks ashe cool to see ya in the forums ...killer
={DMG}=ashe
For those that didnt know....I was completely joking in my first post. I hate all of the things I mentioned in it. I think the ACLU is a bunch of bleeding heart liberals that should be tried for treason. I own 13 pets just so I can torture and maim them when I have had a bad day of Mohaa. I eat as much meat as I can, preferably while the animal is still breathing. I have never hugged a tree, they are only good to make rolling papers out of. Anyone that sides against our Armed Forces should go live in the Middle East for one day.....the day we start the bombing again. I actually dont eat tuna....smell reminds me of high school. I took the muffler and exhaust off of my 1971 Chevy Chevelle that gets 8mpg, cause I love the smell of exhaust fumes in the morning. Clinton should be ashamed of himself for the way he conducted his presidency....have some morals ass face. I work a shitload of hours and own my own business and all the money I make goes straight to ME!!!! Thank you that is all.
***crafty***
Very well put. LOL biggrin.gif
Johnzillah
Glad you cleared that up Ashe, and a word to the wise "Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where you get shitty ideas from." fartnew2.gif

Zillah
H@rley
You mean you don't love fat chicks either,man did I get that wrong! LMAO
={DMG}=ashe
NO....I still love fat chicks. Fat bottomed girls they make the rocking world go round.
All over but the Crying
can't accuse you of sitting on the fence can we.
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