To the Commanding Officer: Real Deal

Dear Sir, with my apology, I should have written to you by e-mail. My post was meant with all due respect to clan MOB. I was straightforward and honest as I could be. As to your reply to my request, I say . . . Sir! Yes Sir!

Any person playing on-line for the first time will quickly learn how rampant and pervasive the hach’s have become in the servers. I speak for myself when I say I fought fire with fire. And I do not make any apologies for that. Likewise, I will pay the price too. Simply put, a day came that I longed to play MOHAA as it’s meant to be played, “Realism.” Thank you for your time and consideration in this matter.

To the other MOB members that replied to my post: It appears that I opened a can of strongeloides with dual reproductive cycles. I was a clanless player at the time (mid 03) when my IP was banned. Only after I came clean did I become a recruit and ultimately a member of {BB}. Make no mistake about this little old man. I’ll give you one thing: you’ve got balls – Big Ones! They may be mine, bouncing off your chin, but you’ve still got them. Say what you like about me hero, just remember your opinion’s are not worth more than 10cc’s of bottled syphilitic whore spit.

Indeed, I have attempted to run in your server in recent weeks, (and getting kicked for a banned IP), as far as trying to crash the server-throw me a fricken bone here. Perhaps your Detective should complete his homework (just the facts Madam), before impulsively relying on his deserting short-term memory. I wish I could see things from his point of view but I just can’t seem to get my head that far up my ass. Perhaps that’s why “Don’t get shit past him.”

I detect the kind of glaring logical inconsistencies in your ‘reasoning’ that only botch frontal lobotomy patients with crisscrossed shoelace scars on their sloped forehead are capable of making. Maybe someone in your clan should slap you on the back of the head & wake up that peg legged hamster that operates the drool-powered waterwheel of thought in there. Better yet, sit in the corner & wait until your spoken to or spit at. But hey, I got good news, at least one of your Officers has the intelligence to reel in the bois and pack them off to bed before it gets too dark.

If a person runs with Missionary in a dedicated Missionary server what possible concerns could you have? This was the impetus of my post. What part of Missionary don’t you understand? Sometimes you have to slap <SLAP> them in the face just to get their attention. Did you see that coming? Cause I sure as hell did!

I would love to stay and smash your pumpkin heads with a sledgehammer of verbal assault until you lose all grasp of language and are left with the words ‘Please’, ‘Kill’, and ‘Me’ as your only use of it.

Personally speaking, MOB is welcome to come into the dedicated Missionary {BB} server and nosedive my forehead into the ground like a Cessna in an Al-Qaeda workshop. Until then, you better slap a muzzle on that scaled down, piece of evil.

Sincerely yours,

{BB} Felony Melanie (SC)

First off Bitch I'm not one there officers,just an observer.And just because BB let you in their clan(probably in error) I didn't want to see them suffer from being associated with an amoeba shit like you! As far as to how they run this forum and servers --news flash its their playground "Don't like the rules Fuck Off"

I agree w/ 24fast Felony.u must think your shit dont stink but hey the MOB clan made this all possible and have been very decent, something that I dont think you could ever be by the sound of it.I am not a clan member but i will back them! so sounds like you should disapear

Damn, that was a long story? Wish I was there to see this happen.

it still seems that you are not coming back. then making those remarks on the mob clan and especially on little old man, i sure hell don't think you are coming back. once a cheater, always a cheater. dumb fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i've been to BBs web site pritty much anybody wants to be in the clan can join. you just have to fill out an app and spend 20 hours on their server. to me thats an easy way in a clan. i'll back mob up all the way. the last couple nights the server has been over runed with cheaters. so if they let you in they would have to let in everbody. now goodday and shut you mouth jack-ass

WOW! Long post. Someday when I have time I will read it.

Sorry, we have 0 tolerance for cheaters.

True Hard DRIve, LOM is the shizznig, always a joy to play with him. LOM is a realy nice guy, how dare that cunt talk about him that way.We got your back LOM!..lol

Your right, my memory is definetly not as good as it used to be. I have a hard time remembering names, and I cant remember one face from another, but I never forget a Pussy.

First off, cut the BS. That post could have been summed up in one sentence, instead you wasted everyones time making us read that garbage & jibberish <slap> how dare you. I know all the BB guys get upset when we tell you we don't put up with hacks...(past & present ones.) So I expect to get some lame ass in the server doing exactly what this one did no class BB guy.

I know your used to this from all the other guys lady; but, if I see you post that bs in here again I promise I will put the baby powder on my knuckles & pimp slap you. BTW, baby powder is so it doesn't leave a mark.

After you strip away all the complete nonsense in Felony Melanie post, we're left with just this.


So when it came to people cheating you decided to, as you put it "fight fire with fire." Well I guess this makes sense, or more accurately it makes sense to a 6 year old. Please tell me the difference between what you said and a 6 year old crying to their mommy how "I only did it because the other kids did it"
I'm sure we are all familiar with the stock response. Would you jump off a bridge if they did?

Your explanation how you were only "fighting fire with fire"
Is NOT a good excuse.
Is NOT a good defense.
Is NOT a good explanation.
Is NOT any type of justification.

We've dealt with what it's not, so lets deal with what it really is
It's a COP-OUT
It's PATHETIC

It's what everyone would expect from a loser and I don't mean a loser in MOHAA but in life.

As for your assertion of
"Yes I use to cheat, but gee, I don't cheat now because I'm in a clan"
The opinion of most people is, once a cheater always a cheater.
MOB would never let someone in the clan who was caught cheating, much less someone who admitted to cheating. We can only assume having cheaters in the clan isn't a big concern for {BB}.

His remarks mean nothing to me it only tells me one thing his MOM should have swallowed it all

This is too funny. . . . . . . . . . . . . . funny how. . . . . .


Zillah

Wasn't BB the clan that was spamming messages on your server

ROTFLMAO ......LOM not something i thought you would say but funny shit anyway ... I have to say all the MOB meb. that I've talk to seem to be down to earth and allwas the first to help out when they can >>>>>keep up the good work MOB.

LMAO.......
{MOB} = THUGS ....I love it

Rat

I wonder if that dude/chick/whatever could have squeezed more analogies and anecdotes into that sophomoric piece of drivel.

LMFAO... ReaLDeal.. = Thug always some funny ass come backs

Keep it Thug......... REAL

Rat