futureman
09/02/04 7:01am
futureman
09/02/04 11:46pm
obviously, all you ugly folks already know the real dealio.
and from an outsiders point of view, I still enjoy the hand from time to time so dont be ashamed of "palm", your only gal.
Actually, there are several other animals that have sex like humans, in other words, without a "mating season", but instead when they are around the opposite sex and aroused. The next closest animal to human that has this response is the Sea Otter. The male Sea Otter will try to hump any female Sea Otter that hangs out with it for a while. There are a couple of other mamalians that do this and one type of bird.
I learned all this crap in college biology. The professer was WAY into Sea Otters, though, so all his info on them may be a little skewed. But, if it wasn't, the Sea Otter is one crazy friggan animal who knows how to party!
futureman
09/03/04 6:48am
my ex-dog humped a giant stuffed monkey all the time.
me and my roommates would laugh and laugh and take another bong hit.
he got run over.