This is a response from a "discussion" about health hacks located on Missionary, Anyone. A prominent MOB Reg stated that health hacks do not exist. I commented that this is not my field of expertise, but I would research the topic. Please review the interesting discussion of hacks at:

http://kcwingwalker.tripod.com/mohantihack.htm

Although I cannot verify the information, basically the author states that a health hack does exist. In all fairness to the above mentioned MOB Reg, the author goes on to say that probably 99% of all "health" related hack complaints are foundless.

q.v.

ML

Mona Lisa... Why does everybody have a problem with you?. Would you like to stop starting shit around? thanks.

XtyleZ... Hahaha

She signs up like we dont know where the post is coming from.

I'm not trying to start anything. I'm only providing information here. XtyleZ, if you noticed, for once, I was on your side in the last discussion.

ML

1. There is no such a thing as a health hack.
2. But there is a glitch in the game's health script that sometimes shows that you have ZERO health. In reality the player is just on very low health but he is not at ZERO.
3. This is how the health hack myth came about.

scar is right, my health has show zero once (i was informed on vent), but i had one health strange, but there will be a glitch in every game which really stinks hahaha i just noticed that the angry face smily is named Epacy........so true!!!! no offense ep but u got a bit of an attitude

OMFG A Health Hack... STFU NOOB

Only Hack that gets used while using Missionary is Diesels "Make My Dick Larger Hack"

LOL omfg thats funny!
mona give it up...
no health hack...

No problem. I am honored to have a smilie named after me.

Himmler,

You call me a noob. Have you checked rank soldier? Address me by my proper title! By the way, that was funny. If you have anything to add about health hacks, then welcome, otherwise you STFU BOOB.

ML

BOOB?
click here NOOB

Mona, I don't know you and that is probably a good thing. But I have heard that multiple people have problems with you. I can see why.

Later tootse,

Epacy,

This is not about me. I'm trying to discover information. Why do you all try to turn a legitamate discussion into a personal issue. I don't care to know you either. My problem is not with you. My problem is with health hacks. I read today that they exist. Add commentary that is constructive.

ML

Click Here Boob:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boob&r=f

i like BOOBS!

I got you that time D-Silver!

ML

I prefer to use the 'bitch-bot'. Every time somebody calls me a cheater I turn it on. It enables me to spawn-camp the living shit out of them until they leave the server. Epacy wrote it.

Cypher

Look at me guys i can spam too

lol Cy

Mona thanks for the info but...

For such a thing to exist, it would have to be activated serverside...if you had something that'd increase your health it wouldn't work unless you were hosting the server yourself.

A lot of people believe such a thing exists because:

1) As scar mentioned, sometimes your health shows as 0
2) Weapons have an accuracy randomness built into them, so even when your crosshair is on someone the shot still misses. Sucks when it happens but thats the way it is.

PS: Haven't seen you on the server since I threatened to grab my sniper rifle...I'm waiting...

EDIT:

LMAO I just checked that site out...is that guy for real???

Sounds like a member of TC Choppers/ {BB} / [insert name of noobie clan here] talking out their ass to me

Cypher,

Oh my soooo sensitive. I didn't call you a cheater. I took Real Deal's word that you don't hack. This thread is about health hacks in general. It's not about you. Someone else said that they don't exist. This thread is about that. Don't try to change the subject.

And by the way, you will never be good enough to make me do anything. I play this game to win. Only Real Deal can make me leave, and I like it here. I especially love owning vainglorious SOB's like you. I don't care if you have better stats. Although I haven't played lately, my numbers are pretty good, and my team ain't too bad either. Stop ego tripping. Only Diesel is GOD. Bring it hotshot!

Do you have anything to say about health hacks?

ML

Shifty,

You're right I haven't played much lately because of my work schedule, and I had to go out of town on personal business. In addition, it let me down when I played several times during Christmas vacation all night trying to break 2000 sniper kills and the stats didn't post (I broke 2000). It took away my desire to play for awhile. However, I'm pretty sure that you guys won't let me repeat as best sniper, so that's not my current goal, but if you runners and gunners are wasting your time sniping, then I accomplished something there. I'll see you soon on the battlefield. For now, the pen is mightier than the sword!

ML


Sorry, this has nothing to do with health hacks.

Uh, they don't exist. But then again I knew that already. It's a pain in the ass being right all the time but it helps to make the n00bs look foolish.

BTW, I am one of the original members of MOB, been here for well over 2 years. If I want you gone you will disappear.

Have a nice day.

Cypher

ps: And yes, of course you called me a cheater, many times. I am the forgiving kind though and I chose to allow you to breathe. I am Cypher The Philanthropic.

So is Cypher the third GOD? I never called "YOU" a cheater. I never called Cypher a cheater. Now Cypher changed his name to Skiba. I did state a concern that one time in Stali I shot Skiba in the head several times with an SMG and he didn't die. There are other possibilities here. You say the hack does not exist; I read that it does. Moreover, I read that hacks are always possible if the right person can figure it out. Perhaps someone who is a programmer? I am willing to let it go as my mistake. I think the truth should come out so we all know about hacks. I don't want to falsely accuse someone. You were playing as Skiba. That was your fault. You deserve the criticism. You came clean, so that part is solved. I thought I shot you in the head, but I never called Cypher a cheater.

Being a founding father like you say, then ban me if you want. You probably don't like what I have to say. You don't have to like it. I don't like much of what the MOB guys say. I want to stay here, but if you want me gone then do it. You said that you have the right!

ML

LOL! You guys were right, she is an attention whore.

Ok, where to start...

First of all, I told the people that it mattered to that I would be playing as Skiba for various reasons. This is my fault? Like I need to explain myself to you? Are you fucking kidding me? I owe nothing to anybody but MOB and I extend that to the REGS out of respect. If you think you deserve to be included in that crowd I'm afraid you are sorely mistaken.

Second of all, Missionary is written entirely in VB. There is absolutely no such thing as a decompiler for VB. The reason for this is because VB is designed in such a way that the coder is actually working with containers for code, and not with low level hardware calls like C and C++. This is why C++ programs are so easily hacked, there are plenty of decompilers available for them. This is also why so many people try to hack opengl instead of Missionary. Bart has fixed this in the Missionary program.

Finally, why would I ask that you be banned? You are a pain in the ass with very little talent when it comes to playing MOHAA but that only makes it that much sweeter when I kill you repeatedly. Why would I ever give this up?

It is amazing that you have alienated and aggravated so many people in your short stay here, I can honestly say that your behavior is a first for our elite group of players.

XOXO,

Cypher

Whatever!

So you don't want to ban me, thanks. I like this conflict in my life. Even though you try to belittle my skills, I made your stat board last time in a couple of areas, so I'm not worried about taking you "ELITE" MOB players on any day of the week and twice on Sunday.

I never said that I wanted to become one of you MOB players. I have my own team, and we like being against the MOB (nothing personal intended).

In case you haven't noticed, I enjoy writing. If you knew me then maybe you would understand, but I am getting practice lately in that area. Do you think you have anyone in your elite MOB who can write as well as I do?

Relax Everyone,

Take a chill pill, drink a beer, or just go to sleep.

God bless Diesel!

ML

Actually Cypher is my only God. I sacrifice my rump to him.




Ehhh, SICK! You are actually implying that the cheat exists. You say that much. <Grabbing Head in a fit of disbelief>

You know, as I am a keen intellect to grammar and such, which most everyone on this board will attest to, your tone and word-choice is very masculine. So, do you have a pair? Or are you trying to forget about that sac of skin? <tucked between legs>

Epacy,

At first, I thought of saying that I wanted to see your "rump" roasted, but that is Diesel's domain. Does the fantasy of your suggestion enthrall you?

Tough Love,

ML

You never answered my questions. What are you shying from?


Here's my own personal curtain call....

friendly tip for ya Mona:

Don't get into an argument with Epacy or Cypher, or even worse, with both at once.

No matter how eloquent the argument you put forth you'll lose.

Still...it'll make for enjoyable reading

When were you owning anyone, escpecially any MOB players? The only reason you had more sniper kills then anyone is because you played more then twice as many rounds with it then anyone else has. ANYONE can sit in the same spot and get that many kills if they played long enough.

The website you linked to has more bad or misleading info than anything.
No such thing as a health hack.

The most likely way the idea of a health hack was start is what Scar said or from the earliy days of mohaa proir to the 1st patch.
EA Games comepletly goofed up on multiplayer and left the single player cheats in by mistake. So if someone was using GOD mod on a 1.0 server, I could see how someone would call it a health hack.

ML,

For a long time I have stayed out of arguments with you. I know that not many people like you here, but I didnt want to jump to any conclusions about you.


Well, those conclusions ended a long time ago. Lemee get this straight. You accuse good ole' Cy of cheating...then you get in an argument with him. Not only that, but you get in an argument with Ep, and as Shifty said, thats pretty dumb. On top of that, you brag about your sniper "skills". Hate to break it to you...but read Blk's post again.


Then, whats your obsession with Diesel? You mention him being God or something in every post-_- I'm kinda gettin scared for him now.

Just wanted to put my two cents in, thats all.

=larry=


P.S. You got in a fight with Himmler too. Not a good idea. You even told him to adress YOU by YOUR proper rank? Right...

P.S.S. Cool car Ep

Once again i dont know why people pay so much attention to her dumb shit. Shes like 9 years old. Just ignore her. It aint that hard.

LOL she said check ranks!!! That one was hilarious. No offense, but the rank you get for being a post whore doesnt make you great in the game or gives you no type rank..

You might want to rethink continually referring to Mona as a "she".

Ohh, and thanks Larry.

really? what makes u say that?

No prob Ep.


X- I have ignored her for so long, and now I will continue too, I just had to say ONE thing

it

That's all good stuff elite MOB guys.

Druid,

I said that I couldn't verify the information from the link. I'll take your word on it. However, I don't remember reading anywhere here that there wasn't a health hack. I think it's something new players need to know. If I falsely accused anyone, then I apologize.

Thanks for the kind words Larry.

Blk, will you quit trying to find excuses. I won the sniper title for the last stat period. I don't understand your argument that I played too many rounds. If you snipe, your numbers are going to be low. Your point is lame!

Ep, dream on.

ML

It is a she... LOL.. I guess...

COME ON EPACY..... I WANT TO HEAR WHY U THINK SHES A HE OR AN IT. I HAVE MY OWN OPINION!

XtyleZ,

I forgot about your insults; I should have said something earlier. Are you in agreement that there are no health hacks? Are you now on Cyper's side even though you complained earlier about Skiba's high scores?

I don't think that any of you ELITE MOB "guys" have ever written anything that put my style to shame! I shouldn't rub it in. I graduated from high school.

ML

Bring it on Ep.

Hell, you bring it on D-Silver. WTF is on your mind?

ML

I don't care if this is a triple post.

I do. Enough already.