Man I was the fucking designated driver last night right. I take one of my bros to my house cuz he couldnt go home totally trashed so he crashes on my couch (which is in my room). Anyways, I'm sleepin and I guess dreaming about the fucking ocean cuz NM HAS NONE and hear "waves crashing"..Buzzing atm I am like WHOA THAT WAS FUCKING SICK, only too see my fat ass friend running to the bathroom. I was like, omg, no he didn't. Afraid to turn on the light I could smell the stench of puke all over the place so i flicked the switch. That SOB puked all over my carpet and fucking floor. He got a few chinners for that one lol.

Whats your fucking sucky ass//imbarrasing storys ya ass holes.

Damn! Next time make him a bed in the tub. Best thing to do is just call Stanley Steamer.

Ha, Stanley Steemer.


Dude flame that sucks a lot but actually, now that I think of it, that's freakin hilarious.

i was riding my bike down a street with a steep incline and was not paying attention to the road (looking at a hottie) and hit a parked car...knocked my self out.
i was such a dumbass

LMFAO You still think Real's a hottie Silver?

yeah!....you should see the porn of him and diesel.

i'd like to see that.

You know as strange as it may seem, I've found that after a nights like that the bathroom floor is more comfortable than any bed I've ever slept in. I guess passing out helps on that one but sooooo convenient when THAT time comes.

one the first time i ever got drunk (off of 4 skye blue's and a heineken), i woke up the next morning to take a piss, next thing i know i wake up 2 mins later, piss all over the bathroom floor, me ON the bathroom floor, and my dong still hangin out. ouch.

i pissed in a fake plant cuz the pot looked like the toilet....(i wasnt the only one it started a chain reaction)

lmao...retard.

ahaha those are some funny stories

Threw up on my wife once (then girlfriend). She still found me irresistable and married me.