fuckin awesome everytime lom...where do u find the time to make all these?!


CyCo

That is amazing. Good work lom!!

I have poison Ivy so my wife won't touch me

Good work! I love the cobra snake accent.

I had poison ivy once. Sat down right in the middle of a big patch of it and cleaned doves after a hunt. Man, I had fever and was really sick for two weeks. Hope you get well soon.

ML

oh man this is some funny stuff!
mona....something is wrong with you....women dont hunt or clean doves. you eat dove? dont people have them in there house? its like eating cat. i ate cat once at this shithole place in fort erie, ontario canada called happy jax, (diesels hood) shit was good i wont lie. but i thought it was chicken. shit gets tight here ill cook my wifes cat. mona we got to go for drinks.... do you fish? shit is there fishing in texas? get bargod in on this one too... i just got to stop by LOM's for some pork roll. i have the plan to get it too ill ring the front door bell and sneak in the back right at dinner time. sneak back out...

awsome...

Are you kidding, fishing is huge in Texas; hell you're not a true Texan unless you have a 5lb. or larger bass mounted on the wall. I don't fish much, however; I think it's boring. My father raised my brother and me as dove hunters. We've been hunting dove since we were old enough to cock a 12 gauge. In Texas, Labor Day is the opening of dove season, and it's a big deal. Everyone leases land in the boonies, camps out, builds a fire, eats bar-b-que, and makes Adolf Coors rich. You're not a "man" if you don't pop a top at 8:00 in the morning after the sunrise first fight. It's really something to see: hundreds if not thousands of doves circling overhead. I don't hunt any other animal. I would never shoot a deer; I love deer. I only hunt the mourning dove. You should try it! Oh, and by the way, in Texas, what you kill on a hunt you clean: law of the land.

ML

Yes and the world is a saver place

1.) its not a fight unless the bird is wearing armor and shooting back.


2.) its not a sport or a fight if you can just shoot up and get a kill.


i want to hunt deer with a Dirt Bike and a baseball bat. thats a sport and a fight!!!


(just messing with ya!)


but really i do want to try that bike and deer thing.....

Hmmm.... Well I guess if they're mourning then shooting them is probably okay. They probably want to die anyhow.

smart ass

Dove hunting has its moments of slaughter and frenzie and then you might have to really hunt all day to get your limit (12). I've hunted all day and only gotten 6 (actually once I only got 1, but I'm trying to keep it a secret). It depends on the weather, availability of feed, water, and the northern migrations; you know, dove are migratory.

What makes it fun is the way they fly. They are fast and ellusive. But like all hunting, it's hard to justify killing animals. That's why you have to eat them, and the cooking becomes a campfire specialty. You need a good cook on the hunt.

Your comment about deer hunting reminds me of some of my friends in Vernon, Texas. Vernon is near the Waggoner Ranch, the largest contiguous ranch in Texas. It's over 450,000 acres. Everthing from trophy bucks to wild hogs, turkey, bobcats, and even mountain lion live in this huge natural habitat. You don't have to drive very far outside of Vernon until you are really in the wild part of Texas.

My friends there film their deer hunts. They braid their hair, paint their faces, and then stalk deer with bows and arrows. They don't hunt from trees or blinds; they stalk. They actually study the techniques used by the plains Indians: best hunters I've ever seen.

ML

now thats hunting...

I hate making mistakes: misspelled "elusive," tending to escape. Since I'm here replying, one of the things I left off about the Waggoner Ranch is that it is surrounded by smaller ranches of between five and seven thousand acres. The entire wild area is actually much larger than the Waggoner Ranch. When you drive to Vernon the back way, taking the scenic route, you drive right through the middle of the ranch. It's amazing how much wildlife you can see there, and at night you really have to be careful not to run over a wild animal(s).

ML

thats hunting as well. nothing like killing 3 deer with a 83 box chevy. (my brother in law)

Yea, I know what you mean, but did he skin 'em and eat 'em, or did he leave them dead on the side of the road? In which case they are classified as "roadkill." You see them everywhere. Some drivers meet their maker during similar encounters.

ML

totaled the car and the bodies were spent as well. i hit one in my truck...i hit the gas and all i heard was thump...the wheel didnt even shake. i tore the lic. plate though i watched as the deer took a flying dive over the guard rail....funny shit.

I ran into a deer one time. I was jogging down the side of the road not paying attention, and !!SMACK!! I ran right into an 8 point buck. I walked away with a bruised shin.... ...but that poor buck. He didnt have a chance. I'm a fast runner.R.I.P. Bambi.


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