RD,

Do you mind if we use our alternate names while we learn the new maps? Sometimes I enjoy the game more if I don't care at all if my stats are negative. The maps look good!

ML

which maps

There are new maps for a new server. Check it out. You first need to download the mappack.

ML

LOL preserving your stats?????

it's just a game lolol

Yea, but I enjoy the stat race. The other thing is that I have never seen any of those maps before. Obviously, you MOB guys have. I don't want to give up my stat advantage over you MC (LOL). Moreover, everyone knows ML is Bowen, so it doesn't really matter, except that I play conservative to protect ML's stats. I want to let it go and not care.

ML

stats dont mean shit

Well, nice to see you here Ambience. Do you really believe that? If my overall was like .050 wouldn't I have to listen to your crap everyday about how I suck and don't have skills at all: the biggest pussy to ever play the game, etc?

ML

Actually most of us haven't seen most if not all of those maps.

I can see punctuation marks "dont mean shit" either, but you can fight well.

BB

Capitalization?

BB

bardot did u know the girl in ur sig is cross eyed lmao!

Bridget Bardot is not cross eyed you moron. Look at pictures of her on the internet. Don't insult LOM's work! You need a grammar lesson, too.

BB

"the biggest pussy to ever play the game, etc?" I wasnt the one that said that remember...and no...i really could give two shits less about my punctuation on a forum post...if you'd really like me to i can refer to MLA and rewrite my last response. Get a life.

I'll get a life, if you'll get a grammar book! The MLA is a good place to start, but your problem needs some serious summer school. LOL!

BB

LOL!

ML

i hated that mla book till i actually read it



it's fantastic.

Man for a guy who finished 15th in his class and a 4.0 average...i must really need some help. You don't know me bitch so i would not go there if i were you.

lol
mona ....nvm

Come on Ambience, Bardot was only kidding with you. We try to write in Standard English for practice because we get paid for our writing skills, but we don't really care how you write.

Any chance we could ever be friends?

ML

eiffel tower?

So if we were to meet on the Eiffel Tower, staring down upon Paris at night, and then reflect upon how the Nazis and then the American forces marched down the Champs Elysees in formation, perhaps holding hands in a moment of passion...

NOT!

ML

If you go there, don't disappoint; please don't forget to jump.

BB

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b397/ambience53/etower.jpg

for those of you who didnt understand. If i were to jump...id be praying the whole way down that your fat ass was right under me.

Hilarious!

ML

Maybe it would fix those eyes of yours...knock them suckers back the way they're supposed to be.

This is fun you guys, but I probably need to get this thread back on track before RD closes it. RD do you care if I play as Bowen on the new maps?

ML

god you are an evil prick...you use to be nice...lol

My luck, I would cushion your skinny ass fall, and you'd live to continue writing ego-maniacal messages on the forums. Congrats, your last post had very few errors.

BB

what the hell does BB mean?

Bridget Bardot (pronounced Bar Dough), a French actress who was banned by the Pope for showing off too much beautiful flesh.

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ML

im still nice silver ol buddy...just selectively.

and no realdeal wont care if you play under Bowen. I give you permission...i play under different names all the time.

LOL

Thanks Ambience!

ML

Redeemer,

I know what you mean; it's almost as good as Mice and Men, well not really.

ML
LOL

Since this thread is so off topic, and I'm upset because I pride myself in taking threads off topic, I just want to point out that in my first couple of weeks here, waay back when, I actually got confused with Bardot. She was defending an accused hacker and when, on a different thread, I said something a bit controversial they brought this up, which just baffled me. I did a bit of investigating and discovered who I was being confused with. So I've always felt a bit of an attachment to Bardot.

ON TOPIC I would just like to say that I've never seen these maps. I would like to play them. I only recently became a stat junkie, not to keep track of how well I do, but because COD keeps track of such odd stats. I like to track the weird shit.

I would like to say, Mona, you are a great player. Please don't be so worried about stats. You aren't going to fall way behind, because you are damn good. Lots of BS gets kicked around in the forums, and frankly it's just that, BS. Just play the new maps and don't worry about your name. You will die a few times, but you will find a spot that's right for you, and nobody else will even think about that spot. That's how you play. Have some faith in your ability. You don't suck. Just get in there and gun folks down like you always do. Don't worry about excuses, cuz everyone fawks with you anyway. It's just part of the game, as stressed as it may make you feel. Instead of asking for a change, charge in and make people say, "Where the Fawk did that come from!?!?"
You can do it. You are that good.

Thanks for the kind words. Thanks to Ramos, I am learning new skills to improve my game. He really has helped me. I've been working on my sniping; hopefully, it will pay off. Wow, I'm nowhere near Gridlock's level, but that's my goal: to be the best sniper in MOHAA.

(ML must have had too much to drink!)

ML

Hey, don't worry about being the best. Just about improving on YOUR best. People notice that.

Yea, Bargod, I understand!

ML

Mona,
It really doesn't matter what name you play under because there are currently no stats set up for the new map server. Plus we are all learning these new maps so no one really has an advantage in that regard.

That sure doesn't look like 'beautiful flesh' to me.

Now $aucy, I know your mom has told you the old saying: beauty is in the eye of the beholder! This is old school stuff, so you young guys may not appreciate her French style. I misspelled her name above, and here are some more pictures including the one LOM used for the sig.

Brigitte Bardot

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I see nipple

NICE!!!!

Damn.. watch out for those choppers... they could take a bite outta ya.

Saucy, what are you looking at?

talking bout that bitch with crosseded eyez

She might be a little crosseyed. It didn't seem to hinder her career, however. How about this one $aucy?

Raquel Welch

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Boy, have I taken this thread off topic.

ML

Damn straight you have. Not that that's a bad thing.

$aucy,

Sorry; I made a typo. Fixed it above. Is Raquel better?

ML