in the Iraq desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind
the mess tent. He asks the American Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
"Well, sir" is the nervous reply. "As you know, there are 250 men here and no
women. And sir, sometimes the men have m-m-m....urges. That's why we have
the camel, sir." The French Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I
understand about urges, so the camel can stay." About a month later, the Captain
starts having a real problem with his own urges. Crazy with passion, he asks the
American Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a stool behind the
camel, the Captain stands on it, pulls down his pants, and has
wild, insane sex with the camel. When he is done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that
how the Americans do it?" "Uh, no sir", the Sergeant replies. "They usually just
ride the camel into town where the girls are."
