A Detroit radio station was having a contest for a new word that's not in the dictionary. the grand prize was two tickets for the 2006 Super Bowl.
the dj answered the phone "hello, caller. Do you have a word not in the dictionary?"
Caller; yes, my word is 'goan'. Spelled g-o-a-n. Afeter several seconds, the dj replies "that word is not found, to qualify, you must use goan in a sentance"
Caller "gaon fuck yourself"
After a while the dj reports on air, "we have not found a winner. get your new words into the station by calling our hotline."
another call came in. The dj answers, "Do you have a new word & be able to use it in a sentance?"
Caller; "yes, my word is 'sme' spelled s-m-e."
several seconds pass, when the dj returns, he replies "caller you word is not found, for two tickets to the 2006 Super Bowl, you must now use 'sme' in a sentance"
Caller; "sme again, goan fuck yourself"

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