This may be old to some of you but the rest of you will find it funny.
These clips are from a guy named Tom Mabe.
He works from home, one day he got frustrated with all the telemarketers calls and decided to have a little fun with them.
http:\\www.mobclan.com\opera\mabe\CarpetCleaner.mp3
http:\\www.mobclan.com\opera\mabe\HandLotion.mp3
http:\\www.mobclan.com\opera\mabe\Police.mp3
http:\\www.mobclan.com\opera\mabe\Psychic.mp3
http:\\www.mobclan.com\opera\mabe\Stabbed.mp3
http:\\www.mobclan.com\opera\mabe\StupidAss.mp3
My favorite
http://www.mobclan.com\opera\mabe\Comic.mp3