USA all the Way

oh i love the USA

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA


Oh how dirty harry is the man

all wish they could be like him

spec him.... and watch him dance

as if the battlefield is his stage

watch him boogy down to the ground

and pop one in the head of Shadow

BOOM Head SHot

then he skips to the base.... plants..... then blows up

Harry is the wiener

pffft, that didn't even rhyme! No Soup For You! Come Back In One Year!

it wasn't suppost to rhyme
it didn't need to

Dirtyharry you cracker.

Then it ain't no rap cuz!

i know, its a poem

You will be featured in my next rap.

You will be in the same sentence as the following words:

fairy, flowers, happy, pink, decorative curtains

There's nothing more scary then harry and caray
walking hand and hand cause they both love fairies.

They stick together right intill the end
they blend so well, thier more then just friends,
I know this rap may be hard to comprehend
i'm not sitting back, there's no time to defend,
I'm goin full out it's time to offend,
So lisen up I got some things to recommend.

I don't like your raps,
your not filling in the gaps.
and perhaps when you read this you'll collaspe,
so I can stop making up this crap.

I think Harry got it right,
"harry is a wiener."
But just looking at you both I want to commite a misdemeanor.

and for all you simpletons who just don't understand
come out in no man's land, and I'll show you first hand.

The eliteness In slim is finally coming out,
So Harry bow down to your master like a good boy scout.


woot!

me and the sauce got one coming for you soon.

This post has been edited by Slimshady: 06/18/06 10:33am

lol, very nice

Where's flat in all this greatness??

I wake up this morning, scratch some places

i read that rap and laugh in your faces

the us open in on right now

mickleson's ganna win cuz he nows how

slimshady on the mic is a disaster

he thinks his rhymes are colder than plaster

you think you messin with your weird taunts

boy ill mess you up in any FONT

how can you type with your fingers in your ears

you got them there cuz you dont wanna hear

that im coming to crush you

but still then you wont get a clue

i hit cha hard like a freight train

i bring on the pain

my rhymes so fly they make you go insane

when im done with you, you'll be walking with a cane

--

this was more fun when they made little sence like this:

Eenie meenie miney moe,

i knocked your ice-t on the floe,

I pee in the street and leave lots of shapes,

lots of colors from eating grapes,

just to show my illin' skillin'

i bust haiku to show my killin'

haray caray smells

like some old underpants now

he drinks lots of pee

about all that no one knows

my next big snap

will be in prose......

(moonwalk, worm, backspin, pose!)



This post has been edited by flatliner: 06/18/06 3:32pm

He's Back!

oh no, his flo

puts em on da flo, giv em mo

flat spits without a care

he's got a trimmer stuck in his back hair

he plays all day with his dollies

the neighboorhood kids nicknamed him molly

fingers too fat to dial

he's sad, he cant call is boyfriend lyle

to end this rap on a similar note

nic nack paddy smack yo dog he's a choke

warning Gay rap below

nevermind its above me

lol

Sorry for the double post.

Man I godda stop this shit,
i'm killing both of you have to admit,
but it's to legit to quit!

Nice, another 1000 mcgriddle points added next to my name
it is so easy rapping agaisnt people that got no game.

You guys aren't even on my level
I rap around you faster than a tasmanian devil.

Who is this guy flatliner,
a rap minor,
some fag, slash, fashion designer.

you said "slimshady is a disaster"
I believe you mean't slimshady is the master.
I thought I told you that once before,
So why do you keep coming back for more?