an open gap toof to Harry....

I been to busy to lay it down,

with my pants all loose like a silly clown,

been busy as hell tryin to educate,

while you walk around, thats right, perambulate,

Just gettin my learnin on,

typin as fast as you spawn,

as i look at a fawn, in my lawn, bishop takes pawn,

and on and on till the break of dawn, for dinner I having 3 steaks and a prawn....

zeep zorp, (sound of a robot) srrrrrrrssszzrrr.

its the middle of the day

and flat's about to pay

crayons up the nose have melted

he watched austin powers and got his yoohoos shmelted

flat's pants have been off because of his new lady

he gave his hand a face and called her gradey

it's 11:00 oclock do you know where your children are?

flat don't know, hes, drunk in a bar

smoking black tar, still without pants

makin love to his hands

--out

szzszhhszysyzy (robot stepped in water) syhzsyhyzhsyhzyshysysszys

to those who feel compelled to post,

please keep all rhymes on the same exemplary level as Mr. Caray and myself. We expect only the best, and from our posts, you can see that we are literally the best at the trade.



As I do the worm all day and all night,

I wonder how, my pants got so tight,

I been eatin wid my mouf, and smellin wit my noze,

I slide into a buffet like charlie hustle Pete rose (gratuitous shout ot to athletic legend)

I feel all stuffed so I head to the facilities,

I do my thing, leave behind a cloud of gloom,

and then I see Harry,

coming out the ladies room....

word, diss, he sits down to piss, word, diss, he sits down to piss.....

lol

actually doing an online masters course as we battle baby,

cant contain this brain to only one plane....

Damn boy it's those fools flat and c-ray
Out busting rhymes with nothin to say
They be like brokeback moutain, extra gay
This ain't a BK sandwhich, I don't want it your way

Man, I'm rapping online, my ship has sunk
It's friday f'ing night I need to get drunk
I'll drop what I got then I'll go get crunk
If this is a test of skills, both ya'll flunk



OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

oh no he

di int.....

THAT WAS GOOD

ha.. wait for it....

yo, I got to kick one with you guys
and share a memory seen with my own eyes,
about a guy we all know as diesel,
That wiesel...thought he could ruin MOB
but he was not right for the job.
Shit got all crazy, things when all hazy
diesel started whinning like baby, and turned shady.
shit never went his way... and he argues to this day
that he was the best to ever play,
the game we all know and love
the one diesel used to rub and tug his small knub.
So yall, this game is mohaa...
so keep playing, like you know you could
and you know you would
now that diesels gone for good.

Amazing. We have a winner.

Ah bringing up old dirt. thats not good. I mean if i had skillz id through down.I dont want to go Malibus Most Wanted on you guys.

oh no, oh no it's getten real hectic

but these rhymes so bad they belong in the septic

they make your ears bleed coming off the microphone

shady's been playing mohaa for years but he still aint known

i dont play mohaa im a CoD guy

but if i did you know you'd all die

i'd smoke you so fast like you were a broken jalopy

so tonight you guys pray that i dont go buy a copy

now lets put this guy choth to shame

wtf is choth?? man that names lame

he come online sayin he's got game

no matter how long you practice you'll always be the same

lol

wow can we say >>>WHITEBOY!<<<

heres my favorite:
roses are red
violets are blue
this shit sucks
and so does choth

ouch, double burned

double burned, doubled burned

just like double churned

icecream that i eat so yummy

with extra toppings of gummy

bears, gummy bears

i eat them without a care

but dont worry. im not fat

i run real fast and im agile like a cat

but dont get confused i'm fierce like a dog

no one can match flat when he dumps huge logs

i think its time

to end this rhyme

wait wheres my mind?

you guys owe me a dime

so i can pay mr ice cream man for that sundae

so i can go home full of suger and play

on the computer which is fun

i think its better than smoking a blun*

haha you see my skills i made that rhyme

didnt i say it's time to end?

now way cuz i'm about to begin

step back fools you guys are cowards

i show you up with my fly a$$ words

ok, ok, i'm gettin tired

i'll see yea later cause i need to get hired

to get some money to buy some things

that will make me get very low pings

but that don't matter i'll whoop you anyway

just ask when ill say anyday.


**Wrote this when i was in the streets of Compton today

whoaa Harry I think you got that wrong,
I think your mind has gone
it ran off on you, so to you things are misconstrue
so you can't reply when I lay into you.

You talked about Mr.Shady's not known..
ya when I started, since then i've grown,
now I always own.

See me and the sauce are elite
were always bringin the heat,
Chew you up and spit you out like miced meat
sit you back down in your seat.

So step up to the plate
and be ready to be raped.

so show some respect you snob,
in the mohaa days you'd never even be looked at for MOB.


Ownt!

Ps. Nothing is mean't by this, it's just for a laugh.

fo sho, fo sho

so sho me what you really got

you think you're cool with your whack rhymes...not!

in the rap just above this

you tried to get me by sayin a dis

but you messed up, should be MINCED

you say your Mr.Shady? boy your name is Spence

you grew up in the suburbs eat grilled cheese

and mommy would come wipe you when you'd sneeze

i laugh at your raps.. homie please

hire yourself a writer you need one.. jeez!

it's 10:41 on da clock

you can't touch me cuz im a jock

i run real fast and run real far

if you mess with me i'll leave you in scars

so Mr.Shady, realize that you've been beaten

you mention your bro Saucy but he ain't here spittin

if you want a fight ill bring my buddy lipton

he's a little weird, because he's emo

but it's ok now his hair's gone on account of his kimo

yup he's a baldy, wax's it nice

when he's listening to his emo band Thrice

it's 10:45 and i got to go

but theres one more thing you've got to know

i'm the greatest there ever was, and is ganna be

kid stop know, your raps annoy people like a flea



(All in good fun) lol

USA all the Way

oh i love the USA

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA


Oh how dirty harry is the man

all wish they could be like him

spec him.... and watch him dance

as if the battlefield is his stage

watch him boogy down to the ground

and pop one in the head of Shadow

BOOM Head SHot

then he skips to the base.... plants..... then blows up

Harry is the wiener

pffft, that didn't even rhyme! No Soup For You! Come Back In One Year!

it wasn't suppost to rhyme
it didn't need to

Dirtyharry you cracker.

Then it ain't no rap cuz!

i know, its a poem

You will be featured in my next rap.

You will be in the same sentence as the following words:

fairy, flowers, happy, pink, decorative curtains

There's nothing more scary then harry and caray
walking hand and hand cause they both love fairies.

They stick together right intill the end
they blend so well, thier more then just friends,
I know this rap may be hard to comprehend
i'm not sitting back, there's no time to defend,
I'm goin full out it's time to offend,
So lisen up I got some things to recommend.

I don't like your raps,
your not filling in the gaps.
and perhaps when you read this you'll collaspe,
so I can stop making up this crap.

I think Harry got it right,
"harry is a wiener."
But just looking at you both I want to commite a misdemeanor.

and for all you simpletons who just don't understand
come out in no man's land, and I'll show you first hand.

The eliteness In slim is finally coming out,
So Harry bow down to your master like a good boy scout.


woot!

me and the sauce got one coming for you soon.

lol, very nice

Where's flat in all this greatness??

I wake up this morning, scratch some places

i read that rap and laugh in your faces

the us open in on right now

mickleson's ganna win cuz he nows how

slimshady on the mic is a disaster

he thinks his rhymes are colder than plaster

you think you messin with your weird taunts

boy ill mess you up in any FONT

how can you type with your fingers in your ears

you got them there cuz you dont wanna hear

that im coming to crush you

but still then you wont get a clue

i hit cha hard like a freight train

i bring on the pain

my rhymes so fly they make you go insane

when im done with you, you'll be walking with a cane

--

this was more fun when they made little sence like this:

Eenie meenie miney moe,

i knocked your ice-t on the floe,

I pee in the street and leave lots of shapes,

lots of colors from eating grapes,

just to show my illin' skillin'

i bust haiku to show my killin'

haray caray smells

like some old underpants now

he drinks lots of pee

about all that no one knows

my next big snap

will be in prose......

(moonwalk, worm, backspin, pose!)

He's Back!

oh no, his flo

puts em on da flo, giv em mo

flat spits without a care

he's got a trimmer stuck in his back hair

he plays all day with his dollies

the neighboorhood kids nicknamed him molly

fingers too fat to dial

he's sad, he cant call is boyfriend lyle

to end this rap on a similar note

nic nack paddy smack yo dog he's a choke

warning Gay rap below

nevermind its above me

lol

Sorry for the double post.

Man I godda stop this shit,
i'm killing both of you have to admit,
but it's to legit to quit!

Nice, another 1000 mcgriddle points added next to my name
it is so easy rapping agaisnt people that got no game.

You guys aren't even on my level
I rap around you faster than a tasmanian devil.

Who is this guy flatliner,
a rap minor,
some fag, slash, fashion designer.

you said "slimshady is a disaster"
I believe you mean't slimshady is the master.
I thought I told you that once before,
So why do you keep coming back for more?

Slimshady is lady
Would someone tell him maybe
That he whines like a baby
He chimes in all crazy
Like his boo-boo crap's gunna faze me

I'm riding in my minivan thinking
What is this shit I smell stinking
I look over and see this man winking

NAW, Slim you better move back, B
You're not set up for this rap, G
And if you think you can attack me
I'll wind up and straight smack thee

BOOOOOOOOOOOYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAa

Edit: Dude, I'm going to win the special olympics of rap

Alright Alright Alright. I'm going to have to put my foot down. You have to make stupid raps. no more wannna be fifty cents. Make weird ones like

ring a round the rosie

flat has chest hair like josie

the pussycats are so fine

choth orders off the kid menu when he goes to dine

harrycaray in de house gettin mad honeys

after the show we'll go to sonny's

for that all you can ribs mmm mmm good

one more plate shouldnt hurt

in a couple of hours ill make a dirt

harry,

you know what is scary,

no joke, you dont even know me, but the siznit you say is so dead on....

Hilarious...

really...

haha

mary mary quite contrary,

lick deez

sheeet its 3am

im going to bed.

How about this one Carry?

Roses are red,
Violets are Blue.
Cloth is gay and so are you.

ur all so slow
none of you got flow

Slimshady
ur just a lady
trying to be hip
but your just a dick
shady you are
shaby you look
take off the cross colors kid
thats no kool look!
cheddar bob, thats ur new name
for all the reasons that you try to run ur game
you think this is fun son?
you better run for the door son!
when I come its with a .44 son!

From me and saucy directed towards all of you... cause we hate all of you. lol


School is in session
Too late for a concession
My raps will leave an impression
and send you into depression.

You N00bs think you got skills
I'll have you running for the hills.
I’ll have you eatin bullets like your popping purple pills.

This shit is no laughing matter
Enough with all the chatter
I’ll serve you up with your head on a platter.

Take a look at yourself, your whole like is a wreck,
I believe it’s time for a reality check.

You get mad and swing with a left jab,
And I smack back with rhymes and vocab.
Leaving scars with no scab
Thinking your gangster and so bad,
Jealous of me, cause I have everything you couldn’t have.



Edit* Silver yours is coming next.

oh please it took 2 of you to do that?

Chedder bob,

listen please! what I spit was a tease!
the whole damn world knows you like to be a rainbow c@ck tease!
im still waiting to hear your words, but it wont matter
you spitting words came out more like spatter!

you dont get it boy ur still at the bottom, and damn boi u smell like a twice used condom
the whole world is watching and waiting for you to start dating
the whole damn time your still masturbating!

this whole time ur creating, your rhyme for retaliation
i am sitting here with anticipation, for I will have a new creation!
there wont be any reconciliation, it will become my motivation
my reputation for aggravation is being demonstrated!

since you put away the Kross Kolors, I see you wearing kani....
what fucking decade is it in your mind?
now i know you set up the lemonade stand and how you hope to make a grand
but please pull your hand out of your can!

please dont think of my prostate, it dont need to be checked
all MOB please reflect!
this kids skillz are worse then bread from Montana mills!
HIS game needs the pillz cuz his skillz are ill!

you see my son, Lipton told me about ur "GUN"...
he seen it on the cover of blue boy and it was stuck in a guys bum!
I aint into that, and dont need to hear it
i got thee picture, and dont want to be near it!

you talk about jab, and didnt leave a scab
but were did you plant that jab, oh i see!
I aint ever seen so many crabs!~~~

listen up homie, this is all in fun
but boy please, listen to me
UNSTICK UR KEYS AND STOP PLAYING WITH "THE GUN"!




Love ya slim!

i put the laugter in manslaughter

check check it

we are the Auqa teens
make the homies say HO and the girlies wanna scream
oh shit i just forgot the rest of the song
can i get a little help when you put down that bong
im a total white boy
but better yet im a phat boi
in this rap rece reace im the caboose
but hey, i get my rhymes from doctor suse
hey slim up there in canda watch out moose
but slim youre just another nerd in collage
and what you white boys doing talkin bout bread?
cuz in the end you all just some more white boys who wants to be a n***er

I could say SSSSOOOOOO much about this but I wont....


I could have such a field day on you, you would cry...

i know you could, that was something i came up with as i was running out the door to go golfing

ur a GD nazi.... sorry ill go away seeing as Slim dont have a response...

ok boys don't get your panties in a bunch,
slim is back to swing one last punch

i'm tryin to lay low, but I got this hunch,
that silver gets a bit weird when he's taking a crunch.

Usually everything is all and well
and people hate it when I rise and excel,
argue with people, rhyme and rebel.

All these people seem to be attacking me.
probably because i'm the best emcee
and I'm goin to win this battle guarantee,
no one will even try to disagree.

everyone look at this guy named silver.
would anyone concur and prefer that he'd transfer.
I know I would, he knows he should,
and probably would if he could.

But he can't, he is too wraped up in MOB
to realize he is a slob,
and is constantly giving himself a handjob
to actually keep a steady job.

I'm constantly attacking
tryin to stop silver from hacking,
cause skills is what he's lacking.
too busy straight up jacking.

so start packing and take your rhymes with you,
cause you don't know what you got yourself into,
your screwed,
just like your mom did when she went to the zoo,
3 days later she was pregnant with you.



Silver = owned.

OHHHH DANG!!!!!

these are making too much sence again....

example:



you look like eggs,

all cracked and broken,

my phat ass ride comes straight from hoboken!!!

what has 156 teeth holds back a beast?

my fly you scrubs, go eat some yeast!

the worms crawl in the worms crawl out,

the worms crawl up and scream shizzzzzzooootttt!!!!



see easy and useless.

Slim I think you fucked everyone up. LOL

lol this is funny