Slimshady is lady
Would someone tell him maybe
That he whines like a baby
He chimes in all crazy
Like his boo-boo crap's gunna faze me

I'm riding in my minivan thinking
What is this shit I smell stinking
I look over and see this man winking

NAW, Slim you better move back, B
You're not set up for this rap, G
And if you think you can attack me
I'll wind up and straight smack thee

BOOOOOOOOOOOYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAa

Edit: Dude, I'm going to win the special olympics of rap

This post has been edited by CommanderChoth: 06/19/06 12:16am

Alright Alright Alright. I'm going to have to put my foot down. You have to make stupid raps. no more wannna be fifty cents. Make weird ones like

ring a round the rosie

flat has chest hair like josie

the pussycats are so fine

choth orders off the kid menu when he goes to dine

harrycaray in de house gettin mad honeys

after the show we'll go to sonny's

for that all you can ribs mmm mmm good

one more plate shouldnt hurt

in a couple of hours ill make a dirt

harry,

you know what is scary,

no joke, you dont even know me, but the siznit you say is so dead on....

Hilarious...

really...

haha

mary mary quite contrary,

lick deez

sheeet its 3am

im going to bed.

How about this one Carry?

Roses are red,
Violets are Blue.
Cloth is gay and so are you.

ur all so slow
none of you got flow

Slimshady
ur just a lady
trying to be hip
but your just a dick
shady you are
shaby you look
take off the cross colors kid
thats no kool look!
cheddar bob, thats ur new name
for all the reasons that you try to run ur game
you think this is fun son?
you better run for the door son!
when I come its with a .44 son!

From me and saucy directed towards all of you... cause we hate all of you. lol


School is in session
Too late for a concession
My raps will leave an impression
and send you into depression.

You N00bs think you got skills
I'll have you running for the hills.
I’ll have you eatin bullets like your popping purple pills.

This shit is no laughing matter
Enough with all the chatter
I’ll serve you up with your head on a platter.

Take a look at yourself, your whole like is a wreck,
I believe it’s time for a reality check.

You get mad and swing with a left jab,
And I smack back with rhymes and vocab.
Leaving scars with no scab
Thinking your gangster and so bad,
Jealous of me, cause I have everything you couldn’t have.



Edit* Silver yours is coming next.

This post has been edited by Slimshady: 06/20/06 11:19am

oh please it took 2 of you to do that?

Chedder bob,

listen please! what I spit was a tease!
the whole damn world knows you like to be a rainbow c@ck tease!
im still waiting to hear your words, but it wont matter
you spitting words came out more like spatter!

you dont get it boy ur still at the bottom, and damn boi u smell like a twice used condom
the whole world is watching and waiting for you to start dating
the whole damn time your still masturbating!

this whole time ur creating, your rhyme for retaliation
i am sitting here with anticipation, for I will have a new creation!
there wont be any reconciliation, it will become my motivation
my reputation for aggravation is being demonstrated!

since you put away the Kross Kolors, I see you wearing kani....
what fucking decade is it in your mind?
now i know you set up the lemonade stand and how you hope to make a grand
but please pull your hand out of your can!

please dont think of my prostate, it dont need to be checked
all MOB please reflect!
this kids skillz are worse then bread from Montana mills!
HIS game needs the pillz cuz his skillz are ill!

you see my son, Lipton told me about ur "GUN"...
he seen it on the cover of blue boy and it was stuck in a guys bum!
I aint into that, and dont need to hear it
i got thee picture, and dont want to be near it!

you talk about jab, and didnt leave a scab
but were did you plant that jab, oh i see!
I aint ever seen so many crabs!~~~

listen up homie, this is all in fun
but boy please, listen to me
UNSTICK UR KEYS AND STOP PLAYING WITH "THE GUN"!




Love ya slim!

This post has been edited by Silver: 06/20/06 1:55pm

i put the laugter in manslaughter

check check it

we are the Auqa teens
make the homies say HO and the girlies wanna scream
oh shit i just forgot the rest of the song
can i get a little help when you put down that bong
im a total white boy
but better yet im a phat boi
in this rap rece reace im the caboose
but hey, i get my rhymes from doctor suse
hey slim up there in canda watch out moose
but slim youre just another nerd in collage
and what you white boys doing talkin bout bread?
cuz in the end you all just some more white boys who wants to be a n***er

I could say SSSSOOOOOO much about this but I wont....


I could have such a field day on you, you would cry...

i know you could, that was something i came up with as i was running out the door to go golfing

ur a GD nazi.... sorry ill go away seeing as Slim dont have a response...

ok boys don't get your panties in a bunch,
slim is back to swing one last punch

i'm tryin to lay low, but I got this hunch,
that silver gets a bit weird when he's taking a crunch.

Usually everything is all and well
and people hate it when I rise and excel,
argue with people, rhyme and rebel.

All these people seem to be attacking me.
probably because i'm the best emcee
and I'm goin to win this battle guarantee,
no one will even try to disagree.

everyone look at this guy named silver.
would anyone concur and prefer that he'd transfer.
I know I would, he knows he should,
and probably would if he could.

But he can't, he is too wraped up in MOB
to realize he is a slob,
and is constantly giving himself a handjob
to actually keep a steady job.

I'm constantly attacking
tryin to stop silver from hacking,
cause skills is what he's lacking.
too busy straight up jacking.

so start packing and take your rhymes with you,
cause you don't know what you got yourself into,
your screwed,
just like your mom did when she went to the zoo,
3 days later she was pregnant with you.



Silver = owned.

OHHHH DANG!!!!!

these are making too much sence again....

example:



you look like eggs,

all cracked and broken,

my phat ass ride comes straight from hoboken!!!

what has 156 teeth holds back a beast?

my fly you scrubs, go eat some yeast!

the worms crawl in the worms crawl out,

the worms crawl up and scream shizzzzzzooootttt!!!!



see easy and useless.