 OMG I can't believe this shit... hilarious, Things teachers have said to parents... |
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| Too Exclusive |
 09/12/05 2:06pm
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Actual comments made by NYC teachers on their report cards as part of their final narratives. All teachers were reprimanded... but these are great!!
1. Since last report card, your son hit rock bottom and started to dig. 2. I wouldn't allow this student to breed. 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy. 4. Your child is depriving a villaige of its idiot. 5. Your child sets low personal standards and consistency fails to achieve them. 6. Your son has a full "six pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it together. 7. This child has been working with glue too much. 8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell. 9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming. 10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. 11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 100,000,000 others. 12. The wheel is turning but the hamster's dead. |
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09/12/05 2:16pm
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 Major General  Group: {MOB} Posts: 3057 Joined: September 11th 2004 From: New York Member No.: 896 Xfire: bradd |
QUOTE(Too Exclusive @ 09/12/05 3:06pm) Actual comments made by MY teachers on MY report card as part of MY final narratives. All teachers were reprimanded... BECAUSE THEY WERE MEAN AND HURT MY FEELINGS!! 1. Since last report card, your son hit rock bottom and started to dig. 2. I wouldn't allow this student to breed. 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy. 4. Your child is depriving a villaige of its idiot. 5. Your child sets low personal standards and consistency fails to achieve them. 6. Your son has a full "six pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it together. 7. Your child sucks at rapping. 8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell. 9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming. 10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. 11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 100,000,000 others. 12. The wheel is turning but the hamster's dead.  Fixed it for you. --------------------  {MOB}... Often Imitated, NEVER duplicated |
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| Maj. H8Red |
09/12/05 2:21pm
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 Major General Group: Banned Posts: 2922 Joined: July 13th 2005 From: Hockey Town Member No.: 1247 Xfire: majorh8red |
LMAO
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| Druid |
09/13/05 1:23am
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It all makes sence now...
the GOVERMENT controls the teachers -------------------- Not a word was spoken to contradict or disagree with S@bot when he called me a....
bully, dictator, snide, hypocrite, arrogant, smartass and lets not forget, according to him the way I act is reprehensible. Yet, you're going to censor my signature because it's inappropriate and might hurt his little feelings??? Sorry. don't think so QUOTE Druid had my admiration and even though he has always come across as an arrogant, snide and very many times a smartass in posts and pm's S@bot aka Little Silver |
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| Too Exclusive |
09/13/05 4:54am
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o cmon guys, can you not laugh? those were all read to our class by our teacher, i found them simply hilarious
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| Undertow |
09/13/05 8:06am
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QUOTE(Druid @ 09/13/05 2:23am) It all makes sence now... the GOVERMENT controls the teachers You didnt know that? I read it in the Czechoslovakian press, Its the only trust worthy news source.  -------------------- |
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| Silver |
09/13/05 9:53am
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QUOTE(Too Exclusive @ 09/13/05 5:54am) o cmon guys, can you not laugh? those were all read to our class by our teacher, i found them simply hilarious i had my religion teacher call me the "fucking devil", after I called her a bitch. I was also told off by the preist after I called him a child molester. I wasnt greated very warmly in school.... |
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