Actual comments made by NYC teachers on their report cards as part of their final narratives. All teachers were reprimanded... but these are great!!
1. Since last report card, your son hit rock bottom and started to dig.
2. I wouldn't allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your child is depriving a villaige of its idiot.
5. Your child sets low personal standards and consistency fails to achieve them.
6. Your son has a full "six pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it together.
7. This child has been working with glue too much.
8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 100,000,000 others.
12. The wheel is turning but the hamster's dead.
Full Version: OMG I can't believe this shit... hilarious
QUOTE(Too Exclusive @ 09/12/05 3:06pm)
Actual comments made by MY teachers on MY report card as part of MY final narratives. All teachers were reprimanded... BECAUSE THEY WERE MEAN AND HURT MY FEELINGS!!
1. Since last report card, your son hit rock bottom and started to dig.
2. I wouldn't allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your child is depriving a villaige of its idiot.
5. Your child sets low personal standards and consistency fails to achieve them.
6. Your son has a full "six pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it together.
7. Your child sucks at rapping.
8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 100,000,000 others.
12. The wheel is turning but the hamster's dead.
1. Since last report card, your son hit rock bottom and started to dig.
2. I wouldn't allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your child is depriving a villaige of its idiot.
5. Your child sets low personal standards and consistency fails to achieve them.
6. Your son has a full "six pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it together.
7. Your child sucks at rapping.
8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 100,000,000 others.
12. The wheel is turning but the hamster's dead.
Fixed it for you.
LMAO
It all makes sence now...
the GOVERMENT controls the teachers
the GOVERMENT controls the teachers
o cmon guys, can you not laugh? those were all read to our class by our teacher, i found them simply hilarious 
QUOTE(Druid @ 09/13/05 2:23am)
It all makes sence now...
the GOVERMENT controls the teachers
the GOVERMENT controls the teachers
You didnt know that? I read it in the Czechoslovakian press, Its the only trust worthy news source.
QUOTE(Too Exclusive @ 09/13/05 5:54am)
o cmon guys, can you not laugh? those were all read to our class by our teacher, i found them simply hilarious
i had my religion teacher call me the "fucking devil", after I called her a bitch. I was also told off by the preist after I called him a child molester.
I wasnt greated very warmly in school....
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