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| Spartan |
 03/02/06 6:51pm
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African Roulete version of the Russians
An African leader makes an official trip to Russia. At the end of the trip, the Russian leader tells the African that in Russia they have a custom performed at farewells called "Russian Roulette" to demonstrate one's courage. The Russian whips out a revolver, loads one chamber, gives the cylinder spin, puts the gun to his head and pulls the trigger...CLICK...empty chamber. He hands the revolver to his African guest, and says, "Your turn." Not to be outdone, the African repeats the ritual...CLICK...empty. The next year, the Russian visits the African country. At the end of the trip, the African tells his Russian peer that he was very impressed with "Russian Roulette" and that he has spent the last year devising an African ritual to demonstrate one's courage. The African then disappears through a door only to reappear a few minutes later smiling, and says, "Your turn." The African escorts the Russian through the door. In the room are six of the most beautiful, naked women he has ever seen. The African explains that he is to choose one of the women, who will perform oral sex on him. Absolutely dumbfounded, the Russian asks, "What kind of test of courage is this?" "One of them is a Cannibal"  --------------------  "Wars come and go, But my soldiers they stay eternal" - Tupac Shakur  |
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| Silver |
03/02/06 6:54pm
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*cough*hahahahahahahaha....
that was funny! |
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| Sgt. Thomas |
 03/02/06 7:10pm
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 Second Lieutenant Group: Forum Member Posts: 286 Joined: November 20th 2005 From: Cedartown, Georgia Member No.: 1433 Xfire: ssgtthomas |
I'll take those odds. hehe
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| Hellfighter |
03/03/06 12:47am
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That must be a Cecil Rhodes party joke!
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| Maj. H8Red |
03/03/06 2:05am
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 Major General Group: Banned Posts: 2922 Joined: July 13th 2005 From: Hockey Town Member No.: 1247 Xfire: majorh8red |
LMAO that was good
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| Bargod |
03/03/06 3:46am
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 The Bargod Group: {MOB} Posts: 5008 Joined: March 4th 2004 From: Dallas Member No.: 641 Xfire: bargod |
Here would be the real test. Five out of Six of the African women has AIDS and he gets to choose one to have sex with.
Sorry for the downer, but truth is always stranger than fiction. --------------------   |
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| flatliner |
03/03/06 7:34am
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Major General  Group: {MOB} Regs Posts: 1773 Joined: January 25th 2006 Member No.: 1553 |
aids is not funny,
but midgets are..... make them midgets. wait that is not funny either. wow, what a flatliner.... |
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| BlackPlague |
03/03/06 8:07am
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 Colonel Group: Forum Member Posts: 1012 Joined: September 3rd 2005 From: Atlanta Ga. USA Member No.: 1325 |
LOL, that's good
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| Spartan |
03/03/06 1:02pm
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Major Group: Forum Member Posts: 668 Joined: January 19th 2006 From: Miami, Florida Member No.: 1545 Xfire: Cknife187 |
hehehehe yea ain't that a real mans test huh....speaking of i gtg take it!
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| Hellfighter |
03/03/06 3:11pm
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Major General Group: {MOB} Posts: 2111 Joined: November 15th 2005 From: Quebec, Canada Member No.: 1424 Xfire: hellfighter1x |
QUOTE(flatliner @ 03/03/06 7:34am)  aids is not funny, but midgets are..... make them midgets. wait that is not funny either. wow, what a flatliner.... I think BG put the thread into proper perspective along the lines of what my post was sardonically hinting at... the Cecil Rhodes mentality of sticking the boot in someone while they're down kinda thing. -------------------- |
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