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| xl-FLAME-lx |
 04/03/05 10:38am
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Man I was the fucking designated driver last night right. I take one of my bros to my house cuz he couldnt go home totally trashed so he crashes on my couch (which is in my room). Anyways, I'm sleepin and I guess dreaming about the fucking ocean cuz NM HAS NONE and hear "waves crashing"..Buzzing atm I am like WHOA THAT WAS FUCKING SICK, only too see my fat ass friend running to the bathroom. I was like, omg, no he didn't. Afraid to turn on the light I could smell the stench of puke all over the place so i flicked the switch. That SOB puked all over my carpet and fucking floor. He got a few chinners for that one lol.
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| PISTOFFBAD |
04/03/05 10:53am
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Damn! Next time make him a bed in the tub. Best thing to do is just call Stanley Steamer.
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| D-DayVetLarry |
04/03/05 12:23pm
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Ha, Stanley Steemer.
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| Silver |
04/03/05 2:01pm
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i was riding my bike down a street with a steep incline and was not paying attention to the road (looking at a hottie) and hit a parked car...knocked my self out.
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| xl-FLAME-lx |
04/03/05 2:09pm
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QUOTE(Silver @ 04/03/05 1:01pm) i was riding my bike down a street with a steep incline and was not paying attention to the road (looking at a hottie) and hit a parked car...knocked my self out. i was such a dumbass  LMFAO You still think Real's a hottie Silver? -------------------- |
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| Silver |
04/03/05 2:19pm
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yeah!....you should see the porn of him and diesel.
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| Stockguy |
04/03/05 6:43pm
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QUOTE(Silver @ 04/03/05 1:19pm) yeah!....you should see the porn of him and diesel. i'd like to see that. --------------------   |
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| XYZ Factor |
04/03/05 7:50pm
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You know as strange as it may seem, I've found that after a nights like that the bathroom floor is more comfortable than any bed I've ever slept in. I guess passing out helps on that one but sooooo convenient when THAT time comes.
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| Too Exclusive |
04/04/05 8:40am
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one the first time i ever got drunk (off of 4 skye blue's and a heineken), i woke up the next morning to take a piss, next thing i know i wake up 2 mins later, piss all over the bathroom floor, me ON the bathroom floor, and my dong still hangin out. ouch.
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| Silver |
04/04/05 10:50am
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i pissed in a fake plant cuz the pot looked like the toilet....(i wasnt the only one it started a chain reaction)
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04/04/05 11:46am
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QUOTE(Silver @ 04/04/05 10:50am) i pissed in a fake plant cuz the pot looked like the toilet....(i wasnt the only one it started a chain reaction) lmao...retard. -------------------- |
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| Slimshady |
04/04/05 2:32pm
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ahaha those are some funny stories
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| PISTOFFBAD |
04/04/05 3:05pm
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Threw up on my wife once (then girlfriend). She still found me irresistable and married me.
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