| Maj. H8Red |
08/25/05 1:43pm
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![]() Major General ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Banned Posts: 2922 Joined: July 13th 2005 From: Hockey Town Member No.: 1247 Xfire: majorh8red |
The new French Captain was assigned to an American Regiment in a remote post
in the Iraq desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the American Sergeant why the camel is kept there. "Well, sir" is the nervous reply. "As you know, there are 250 men here and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have m-m-m....urges. That's why we have the camel, sir." The French Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay." About a month later, the Captain starts having a real problem with his own urges. Crazy with passion, he asks the American Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stands on it, pulls down his pants, and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he is done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the Americans do it?" "Uh, no sir", the Sergeant replies. "They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are." -------------------- |
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| Silver |
08/25/05 4:10pm
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
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| DirtyHarry |
08/25/05 6:08pm
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LOL!!!!!! nice one
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| TheGhost |
08/27/05 3:53pm
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dumbass french! LOL
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| PISTOFFBAD |
08/27/05 3:57pm
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| <Dolphin>*Girl* |
08/27/05 5:02pm
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| Flashgirl |
08/27/05 5:08pm
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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| Isis |
08/28/05 6:36pm
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LoL
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| William Wallace |
08/29/05 7:40am
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LOL!!!
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