| Cross of Iron |
11/27/06 12:08pm
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![]() Major General ![]() Group: {MOB} Posts: 2515 Joined: January 5th 2006 From: Windsor Canada Member No.: 1518 |
1. We do gross things you don't want to do
2. Our constant desire to have sex with you has got to be good for your ego 3. We'll never tell you that you look fat in those jeans 4. We're easy to please 5. We keep you up to date on all the latest gadgets 6. You can squeeze our arms as hard as you like during the scary parts of movies 7. Our old college T-shirts are the most comfortable pajamas in the universe 8. We make you laugh your butt off 9. Whenever you're upset about work, our response is always, "Your boss in an idiot." 10. We nearly always make the first move Need we say anymore,on the subject ? This post has been edited by Cross of Iron: 11/27/06 12:11pm -------------------- |
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| T/A6Pak |
11/27/06 3:59pm
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![]() Major General ![]() Group: {MOB} Posts: 3274 Joined: January 14th 2006 Member No.: 1535 |
1. We do gross things you don't want to do - 99% of the time I agree 2. Our constant desire to have sex with you has got to be good for your ego - good exercise too ...teeheehee 3. We'll never tell you that you look fat in those jeans - tell us which one's are your favorite pair 4. We're easy to please - I definately agree here!!!! 5. We keep you up to date on all the latest gadgets - Vice-Versa in my house 6. You can squeeze our arms as hard as you like during the scary parts of movies - and bury our face in your chests.....you know what I mean...LOL 7. Our old college T-shirts are the most comfortable pajamas in the universe - or just to wear when out of the shower 8. We make you laugh your butt off - usually at our own expense 9. Whenever you're upset about work, our response is always, "Your boss in an idiot." - Not in my house, he usually tries to explain the management side to which I respond B.S. LOL 10. We nearly always make the first move - NEARLY!!!! Need we say anymore,on the subject ? Men usually have ulterior motives.....like the Men's Christmas list!!!! Man's Christmas 20 ways to make a Man's Christmas at its best! 1. Trim his tree. 2. Lick his luscious candy cane. 3. Be his "ho-ho-ho" for the holidays. 4. Polish his christmas balls. 5. Ride him like a reindeer. 6. Taste his sweet egg-nog. 7. Deck the halls with moans of pleasure. 8. Fa, la, la, latio- la, la, la, la. 9. Spark his menorah with a hot strip tease. 10. Request a stiff stocking stuff-her! 11. Make his Kris Kringle tingle. 12. Gift wrap yourself in sexy lingere. 13. Unwrap his package. 14. Hang mistletoe from any place you want kissed. 15. Rock his jingle bells in the frosty air. 16. Make your Rudolph's hose as red as his nose. 17. Heat him up with a snow job. 18. Give the Christmas carolers a show of your own. 19. Dress up as Santa's nasty little helper. 20. Make sure you're naughty, so it's nice. This post has been edited by T/A6Pak: 11/27/06 4:01pm -------------------- ![]() Signature designed by Old Man Mike Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. ![]() |
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