Critters, Roadkill? Options

[Shred and Burn]

I don't know if the moon was in the wrong place today or what.

I had 2 squirrels try to commit suicide under my wheels. Then, I'm getting off the turnpike and there is a deer in the middle of the off ramp.

And he's bold as hell. Just looking at me.

I'm going 65 and I'm like "Is that a dog?"

Had to slow down to about 5 mph. Dumbass wouldn't move (city deer?)

I got within about 20 feet, honked my horn and that made him move. Geez.

[Shred and Burn]

You hit sheep?

Where do you live? Green Acres?

Haaaaaa

Ok, I can be honest. I hit a dog once.

I was driving with my low beams on at night and didn't see him until I hit him. I circled back around and there were cars and people everywhere by the time I got back. I wasn't sure what I had hit. This woman was like "who would run over a dog and just drive off?" (I didn't just drive off, I had to turn around.)

I would have come clean, but that crowd was getting unruly so I had to bail.

Remind me sometime Geno to tell you the story of the neighbors cat that drowned in our swimming pool.
(or ask Slayer. He likes that one)

- Shred

[MADDOG]

I hit a dog once.- Shred

How dare u kill a nother dog =(





Plz tell me that u backed up over the dog one more time then drove off HA HA HA