Critters, Roadkill? Options

[Shred and Burn]

I don't know if the moon was in the wrong place today or what.

I had 2 squirrels try to commit suicide under my wheels. Then, I'm getting off the turnpike and there is a deer in the middle of the off ramp.

And he's bold as hell. Just looking at me.

I'm going 65 and I'm like "Is that a dog?"

Had to slow down to about 5 mph. Dumbass wouldn't move (city deer?)

I got within about 20 feet, honked my horn and that made him move. Geez.

[Genocide Junkie]

Different incidents. While where I live is well populated there are some rural areas where people have animals running loose on their property. The first sheep had two lucky goats with him that I managed to dodge as they decided that safety on the right side of the road was less enticing than the grass on the left side of the road. I left a trail of skid marks and a cloud of smoke trying to avoid them. The sheep was the unlucky one of the bunch. He bounced off my little Nissan 240SX quite well though (this was 10 yrs ago). Got up and ran away. The second one I thought I was dreaming while awake or something. Driving down Hwy 75 in N. AL in POURING down rain. Barely see the road and I see this animal standing in the road rear toward me in the road, swerved a little but still clipped it. Had I not had people in the car with me I would have thought I was crazy. After all, WHO THE HELL HITS A SHEEP? Yet alone TWO of them??? Had any of us been drug users I would have chalked it up to that but we were all clean....