 Critters, Roadkill? |
| Shred and Burn |
 06/09/07 12:00am
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Major  Group: Banned Posts: 658 Joined: December 18th 2006 Member No.: 2460  |
I don't know if the moon was in the wrong place today or what.
I had 2 squirrels try to commit suicide under my wheels. Then, I'm getting off the turnpike and there is a deer in the middle of the off ramp. And he's bold as hell. Just looking at me. I'm going 65 and I'm like "Is that a dog?" Had to slow down to about 5 mph. Dumbass wouldn't move (city deer?) I got within about 20 feet, honked my horn and that made him move. Geez.  |
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| Axel |
06/16/07 2:35pm
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 Second Lieutenant Group: Banned Posts: 311 Joined: December 26th 2004 From: North Carolina, America Member No.: 1002 Xfire: ncjames |
Thanks for this thread. This is the first time that I will legitly use the terms 'lol' and 'rofl' and 'lmao'. Great story. Good times!
Axel This also reminds me of a story of my own. As you all know, I am a country boy and some strange people live in my part of the woods. My buddy used to have a neighbor that would go around and collect roadkill. Strange, I know. But to top it off, she would put the roadkill in plastic bags and then put them in her freezer. Extremely strange, I know. What she did with the stuff, no one knows, but I would have to guess that she ate them. Why else would you freeze them? Unless for the pelts... Rumor had it that she made a killer stew... This post has been edited by Axel: 06/16/07 2:37pm -------------------- For old times: Thanks Gene, long live MoH:AA!
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Shred and Burn Critters 06/09/07 12:00am
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Meowman
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