OMG I can't believe this shit... hilarious, Things teachers have said to parents... Options

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Actual comments made by NYC teachers on their report cards as part of their final narratives. All teachers were reprimanded... but these are great!!

1. Since last report card, your son hit rock bottom and started to dig.

2. I wouldn't allow this student to breed.

3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.

4. Your child is depriving a villaige of its idiot.

5. Your child sets low personal standards and consistency fails to achieve them.

6. Your son has a full "six pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it together.

7. This child has been working with glue too much.

8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 100,000,000 others.

12. The wheel is turning but the hamster's dead.

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Actual comments made by MY teachers on MY report card as part of MY final narratives. All teachers were reprimanded... BECAUSE THEY WERE MEAN AND HURT MY FEELINGS!!

1. Since last report card, your son hit rock bottom and started to dig.

2. I wouldn't allow this student to breed.

3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.

4. Your child is depriving a villaige of its idiot.

5. Your child sets low personal standards and consistency fails to achieve them.

6. Your son has a full "six pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it together.

7. Your child sucks at rapping.

8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 100,000,000 others.

12. The wheel is turning but the hamster's dead.

Fixed it for you.