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Bargod, Whats the Difference between a Northern Zoo and a Southern Zoo?

Animal Descriptions in Southern Zoo's include Cooking times....






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Or, like here in Dallas, you can watch penguins stand around in August in 110 degree heat. It's like you're slow broiling them.
Of course, the Dallas zoo totally sucks. About 90% seems to consist of deer from around the world. "To your right is an oryx. If you look over on that hill you'll see a gazelle..."
I get it! They're deer. Big friggan deal. I can see more interesting animals in my back yard.
I heard the gorilla exhibit was cool... until the gorilla got loose last year and the cops shot it. Poor gorilla.