Some Jokes Options

[Barkmann]

A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, Pull over! at the top of his lungs. No! the blonde yelled back, Scarf!


A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off. The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard...breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out...!


A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you.

A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and $1,000.
She confronts her husband and asks for an explanation. He explains Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer. She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad and asks But what about the $1,000? He replied Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them


During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband: Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour? The hubby replied: Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life.

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